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# Portal 2

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Portal 2 is a 2011 first person puzzle-platform game developed by Valve for Windows, macOS, Linux, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360. The retail versions and PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 versions were distributed by Electronic Arts. A port for the Nintendo Switch was released as part of the Portal: Companio

##  Quotes by Portal 2

> [“Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/portal-2/demand-to-see-life-s-manager-make-life-rue-the-day-it-thought-it/)

[Portal 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/portal-2/)

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

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> [“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/portal-2/all-right-i-ve-been-thinking-when-life-gives-you-lemons-don-t-make/)

[Portal 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/portal-2/)

[Gaming](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gaming/)

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