--- title: "Best Pauly D Sayings" description: "Paul Michael DelVecchio Jr., known as Pauly D and DJ Pauly D, is an American television personality and DJ. He is best known for being a cast member of ..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b063/author-pauly-d-4262.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b063/author-pauly-d-4262.jpg) # Pauly D (1980) Club DJ **106** quotes in **252** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Pauly D is a club DJ, best known for *Reinventing fisheries management*. ## Quick Facts About Pauly D Born July 5, 1980 Profession Club DJ Notable works Reinventing fisheries management ## About Pauly D Paul Michael DelVecchio Jr., known as Pauly D and DJ Pauly D, is an American television personality and DJ. He is best known for being a cast member of MTV's reality show Jersey Shore. ## Quotes by Pauly D · Page 3 > [What happened last night, I dont remember? I know I smashed it in the club. though.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/what-happened-last-night-i-dont-remember-i-know-i-smashed-it-in-the/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Last night](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/last-night/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cd/pauly-d-4262_last-night_what-happened-last-night-i-dont-remember_1519950.png) > [Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop before they really get hurt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/once-again-the-plan-for-the-girls-to-prank-us-backfired-they-should/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Prank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/prank/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a0/pauly-d-4262_prank_once-again-the-plan-for-the-girls-to-pra_1569660.png) > [I have family in Italy that my mother keeps in contact with, but I don't because I don't speak Italian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-have-family-in-italy-that-my-mother-keeps-in-contact-with-but-i-don/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Because](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/because/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf2/pauly-d-4262_because_i-have-family-in-italy-that-my-mother-ke_2544233.jpg) > [I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint even mad!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-aint-even-mad-that-the-cabs-are-here-and-no-one-cares-i-aint-even/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Cares](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cares/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/307/pauly-d-4262_cares_i-aint-even-mad-that-the-cabs-are-here-a_2622201.png) > [I haven't gone sky diving yet and I want to do that, real bad. I love adrenaline and going fast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-haven-t-gone-sky-diving-yet-and-i-want-to-do-that-real-bad-i-love/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Adrenaline](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adrenaline/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/336/pauly-d-4262_adrenaline_i-haven-t-gone-sky-diving-yet-and-i-want_1223962.png) > [You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/you-gotta-stay-fresh-to-death-i-call-it-fresh-outfit-fresh-haircut/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Death](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/death/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72e/pauly-d-4262_death_you-gotta-stay-fresh-to-death-i-call-it_1453281.png) > [She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/she-just-doesn-t-want-to-feel-like-a-trashbag-because-she-has-a/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Boyfriend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boyfriend/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/pauly-d-4262_boyfriend_she-just-doesn-t-want-to-feel-like-a-tra_2094984.png) > [It might be possible that Im too fresh tonightso Im gonna run outside and get a little dirty, lol!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/it-might-be-possible-that-im-too-fresh-tonightso-im-gonna-run-outside/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Dirty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dirty/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07d/pauly-d-4262_dirty_it-might-be-possible-that-im-too-fresh-t_970775.png) > [I really love Las Vegas. It's, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-really-love-las-vegas-it-s-like-my-favorite-place-to-be-i-love-to/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Dj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ddd/pauly-d-4262_dj_i-really-love-las-vegas-it-s-like-my-fav_1667489.png) > [Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like, dry humps me on my bed just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/me-and-vinny-are-so-excited-that-vinny-immediately-jumps-on-my-bed/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Excited](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/excited/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44e/pauly-d-4262_excited_me-and-vinny-are-so-excited-that-vinny-i_2683031.png) > [There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/there-s-no-way-i-m-going-to-jersey-without-my-hair-gel-can-t-leave/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Hair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hair/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/749/pauly-d-4262_hair_there-s-no-way-i-m-going-to-jersey-witho_2615782.png) > [Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/miami-s-like-paradise-and-i-think-the-beaches-are-topless-so-we-re/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Beach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beach/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03b/pauly-d-4262_beach_miami-s-like-paradise-and-i-think-the-be_2796513.png) > [Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f\*cked up .. just cuz she took a sh\*t & he bought a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/ill-stay-an-extra-hour-cuz-i-know-we-f-cked-up-just-cuz-she-took-a-sh/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Extra Hour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/extra-hour-1184758/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01c/pauly-d-4262_extra-hour_ill-stay-an-extra-hour-cuz-i-know-we-f-c_1821148.png) > [Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties & Im like who the hells panties are these?!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/im-in-the-bathroom-gettin-fresh-to-death-as-i-do-i-see-these/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Disgusting Panties](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disgusting-panties-2246048/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/759/pauly-d-4262_disgusting-panties_im-in-the-bathroom-gettin-fresh-to-death_2638175.png) > [I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the part that I peeled. Pauly D Problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-burnt-my-face-off-it-peeled-and-then-i-exfoliated-and-then-burnt/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Exfoliated Burnt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exfoliated-burnt-5847157/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cea/pauly-d-4262_exfoliated-burnt_i-burnt-my-face-off-it-peeled-and-then-i_3184220.png) > [I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-m-not-trying-to-fall-in-love-on-the-jersey-shore-i-m-just-trying-to/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Fall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77e/pauly-d-4262_fall_i-m-not-trying-to-fall-in-love-on-the-je_1416734.png) > [Before 'Jersey Shore,' I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/before-jersey-shore-i-was-a-dj-struggling-to-promote-deejaying-six/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Before](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/before/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4dd/pauly-d-4262_before_before-jersey-shore-i-was-a-dj-strugglin_1786007.png) > [I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-did-not-know-staten-island-was-an-actual-island-until-we-went-over/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [York](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/york/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01f/pauly-d-4262_york_i-did-not-know-staten-island-was-an-actu_2062790.png) > [I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-travel-every-single-day-but-i-make-it-a-point-to-hit-the-gym-i-want/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/day/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77e/pauly-d-4262_day_i-travel-every-single-day-but-i-make-it_3090518.png) > [I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints! Thats how you know its gonna be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-might-do-it-i-might-do-it-i-might-bust-out-the-red-joints-thats-how/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Good night](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-night/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/110/pauly-d-4262_good-night_i-might-do-it-i-might-do-it-i-might-bust_1073165.png) > [This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/this-is-the-biggest-night-of-my-entire-life-and-everybody-s-career/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Careers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/careers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/932/pauly-d-4262_careers_this-is-the-biggest-night-of-my-entire-l_1198377.png) > [Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F\*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/ronnie-s-new-nickname-is-iff-the-i-m-f-ked-foundation-he-s-a-client/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Clients](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clients/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb8/pauly-d-4262_clients_ronnie-s-new-nickname-is-iff-the-i-m-f-k_1395115.png) > [Always gotta have spare laceswords to live by son, words to live by.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/always-gotta-have-spare-laceswords-to-live-by-son-words-to-live-by/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Son Words](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/son-words-1661325/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d80/pauly-d-4262_son-words_always-gotta-have-spare-laceswords-to-li_3212981.png) > [Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/deena-s-out-of-control-i-just-spilled-my-coffee-i-don-t-even-drink/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Coffee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82c/pauly-d-4262_coffee_deena-s-out-of-control-i-just-spilled-my_893698.png) > [I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-was-born-and-raised-a-guido-it-s-just-a-lifestyle-it-s-being/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Being italian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-italian-17486/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f93/pauly-d-4262_being-italian_i-was-born-and-raised-a-guido-it-s-just_1515949.png) > [My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these two lesbians straight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/my-man-vinny-is-about-to-do-the-impossible-hes-gonna-try-to-turn/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Impossible](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/impossible/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e42/pauly-d-4262_impossible_my-man-vinny-is-about-to-do-the-impossib_1755785.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/#itemlist", "name": "Pauly D Quotes", "numberOfItems": 26, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "What happened last night, I dont remember? 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