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title: "3 Paul Thomas Quotes"
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# Paul Thomas

 **3** quotes in **5** categories

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##  Quotes by Paul Thomas

> [“There was the blow-up sex doll in a deckchair on the front porch, with a cucumber in its mouth slot and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-thomas/there-was-the-blow-up-sex-doll-in-a-deckchair-on-the-front-porch-with/)

[Paul Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-thomas/)

[Doll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/doll/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd4/paul-thomas-74770_doll_there-was-the-blow-up-sex-doll-in-a-deck_634440.jpg)

> [“Back then his usual outfit was too-tight jeans, T-shirts with slogans intended to cause offence like ‘So many Christians, so few lions’,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-thomas/back-then-his-usual-outfit-was-too-tight-jeans-t-shirts-with-slogans/)

[Paul Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-thomas/)

[Cowboy boot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cowboy-boot/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fe/paul-thomas-74770_cowboy-boot_back-then-his-usual-outfit-was-too-tight_1852359.jpg)

> [“if you wanted special things to happen in your life, then you had to damn well get up of your own backside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-thomas/if-you-wanted-special-things-to-happen-in-your-life-then-you-had-to/)

[Paul Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-thomas/)

[Happen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/happen/)

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