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title: "1 Paul Gilmartin Quotes - Famous Podcaster"
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# Paul Gilmartin

(1963)   Podcaster

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Paul Gilmartin is a podcaster.

## Quick Facts About Paul Gilmartin

Born January 9, 1963

Profession Podcaster

## About Paul Gilmartin

American comedian... \| Paul R. Gilmartin is an American stand-up comedian, podcast host, and television personality best known as the longtime host of TBS's Dinner and a Movie. Since 2011, he has been the host and executive producer of the podcast The Mental Illness Happy Hour.

##  Quotes by Paul Gilmartin

> [“I cannot stand small talk, because I feel like there’s an elephant standing in the room shitting all over everything and nobody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-gilmartin/i-cannot-stand-small-talk-because-i-feel-like-there-s-an-elephant/)

[Paul Gilmartin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-gilmartin/)

[Emptiness inside](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/emptiness-inside/)

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