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# Patton Oswald

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Patton Peter Oswalt is an American comedian and actor. He began performing stand-up comedy in 1988 and released his first comedy album 222 in 2003. He has been nominated for the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album seven times, and won in 2017 for his seventh album Talking for Clapping (2016).

##  Quotes by Patton Oswald

> [“Say "Dean Koontz." Then say it again, without "Dean." You just insulted a bunch of Scottish women.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patton-oswald/say-dean-koontz-then-say-it-again-without-dean-you-just-insulted-a/)

[Patton Oswald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patton-oswald/)

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