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title: "2 Patricia Kunnyburger Quotes"
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# Patricia Kunnyburger

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##  Quotes by Patricia Kunnyburger

> [“Does this dress make my ass look big?" I ask him. "You look like a fat cow in high heels," he laughs.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-kunnyburger/does-this-dress-make-my-ass-look-big-i-ask-him-you-look-like-a-fat/)

Patricia Kunnyburger

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> [“If I love you you're going to hate me, so I just won't bother.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-kunnyburger/if-i-love-you-you-re-going-to-hate-me-so-i-just-won-t-bother/)

Patricia Kunnyburger

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/254/patricia-kunnyburger-91201_love_if-i-love-you-you-re-going-to-hate-me-so_1816153.jpg)

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