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# P. S. Martinez

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##  Quotes by P. S. Martinez

> [“Seriously, this old woman had no idea how close she came to being squashed like a roach. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-s-martinez/seriously-this-old-woman-had-no-idea-how-close-she-came-to-being/)

P. S. Martinez

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> [“I was either still dreaming or I had entered an alternate reality where I was a flippin' insane person. I doubted I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-s-martinez/i-was-either-still-dreaming-or-i-had-entered-an-alternate-reality/)

P. S. Martinez

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e3/p-s-martinez-86355_contingency_i-was-either-still-dreaming-or-i-had-ent_956139.jpg)

> [“Sometimes life can be unexpected. Sometimes things surprise you and all you can do is roll with the punches or let them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-s-martinez/sometimes-life-can-be-unexpected-sometimes-things-surprise-you-and/)

P. S. Martinez

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