--- title: "4 P. N. Elrod Quotes - Famous Writer (Many Bloody Returns)" description: "Patricia Nead Elrod is an American novelist specializing in urban fantasy. She has written in the mystery, romance, paranormal, and historical genres wi..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b132/author-p-n-elrod-70731.jpg" --- ![Portrait of P. N. Elrod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b132/author-p-n-elrod-70731.jpg) # P. N. Elrod (1954) Writer United States **4** quotes in **23** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet P. N. Elrod is a writer from the United States, best known for *Many Bloody Returns*. ## Quick Facts About P. N. Elrod Born January 1, 1954 Nationality United States Profession Writer Notable works Many Bloody Returns ## About P. N. Elrod Patricia Nead Elrod is an American novelist specializing in urban fantasy. She has written in the mystery, romance, paranormal, and historical genres with at least one foray into comedic fantasy. Elrod is also an editor, having worked on several collections for Ace Science Fiction, DAW, Benbella Books, and St. Martin's Griffin. She self-published a signed, limited edition novel under her own imprint, Vampwriter Books. ## Quotes by P. N. Elrod > [“Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-n-elrod/do-you-really-think-anyone-needs-some-kind-of-notarized-statement/) P. N. Elrod [Death and dying](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/death-and-dying/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8c/p-n-elrod-70731_death-and-dying_do-you-really-think-anyone-needs-some-ki_101440.png) > [As God is my witness, the more I deal with women, the more I like my cat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-n-elrod/as-god-is-my-witness-the-more-i-deal-with-women-the-more-i-like-my-cat/) P. N. Elrod [Cat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cat/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c35/p-n-elrod-70731_cat_as-god-is-my-witness-the-more-i-deal-wit_1735979.png) > [Beautifully drawn, solid, compelling characters against a background so real and scary I left the lights on all night. It was great!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-n-elrod/beautifully-drawn-solid-compelling-characters-against-a-background-so/) P. N. Elrod [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba1/p-n-elrod-70731_all-night_beautifully-drawn-solid-compelling-chara_2494074.png) > [Fame and fortune are as hard to find as a lightning strike.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-n-elrod/fame-and-fortune-are-as-hard-to-find-as-a-lightning-strike/) P. N. Elrod [Fame](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fame/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02e/p-n-elrod-70731_fame_fame-and-fortune-are-as-hard-to-find-as_2518108.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-n-elrod/#itemlist", "name": "P. N. 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