--- title: "Best Olivia Cunning Words" description: "Olivia Cunning has 169 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings, across 147 categories." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-olivia-cunning-2251.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-olivia-cunning-2251.jpg) # Olivia Cunning **169** quotes in **147** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Olivia Cunning · Page 5 > [“I’m your best buddy, and you don’t want me to die from a giant case of blue balls?” “I don’t think that’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/i-m-your-best-buddy-and-you-don-t-want-me-to-die-from-a-giant-case-of/) [Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/) [Balls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/balls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d1/olivia-cunning-2251_balls_i-m-your-best-buddy-and-you-don-t-want-m_495007.jpg) > [“Would you like to sit?" Kellen asked her. "You'd better do it soon," Owen whispered close to her ear, "or I'm going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/would-you-like-to-sit-kellen-asked-her-you-d-better-do-it-soon-owen/) [Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/) [Band](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/band/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fb/olivia-cunning-2251_band_would-you-like-to-sit-kellen-asked-her-y_48398.jpg) > [“Did you piss your pants, Eric?” “Sed did it.” “Sed pissed your pants?” Trey shook his head slightly. “Man, that takes pissed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/did-you-piss-your-pants-eric-sed-did-it-sed-pissed-your-pants-trey/) [Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/) [Think Pissed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/think-pissed-350025/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b71/olivia-cunning-2251_think-pissed_did-you-piss-your-pants-eric-sed-did-it_46598.jpg) > [“He grinned. "It's more of a personal challenge. Do you have any interest in getting to know me at all? Personally, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/he-grinned-it-s-more-of-a-personal-challenge-do-you-have-any-interest/) [Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/) [Entire life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/entire-life/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/olivia-cunning-2251_entire-life_he-grinned-it-s-more-of-a-personal-chall_2258753.jpg) > [“If there were a Jessica Chase instruction manual, it would be written backwards in Arabic Pig Latin and twelve thousand pages long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/if-there-were-a-jessica-chase-instruction-manual-it-would-be-written/) [Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/) [Backwards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/backwards/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acf/olivia-cunning-2251_humor_if-there-were-a-jessica-chase-instructio_2117592.jpg) > [“What's truly sexy about a woman isn't what she wears. It isn't how much time and attention she spends on her hair.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/what-s-truly-sexy-about-a-woman-isn-t-what-she-wears-it-isn-t-how/) [Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/) [Sexy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sexy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/olivia-cunning-2251_sexy_what-s-truly-sexy-about-a-woman-isn-t-wh_2767985.jpg) > [“He's really sweet, actually." "I don't think we're talking about the same Sed. Sedric Lionheart. Tall guy. Broad shoulders. Blue eyes. Short…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/he-s-really-sweet-actually-i-don-t-think-we-re-talking-about-the-same/) [Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/) [Black hair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/black-hair/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/olivia-cunning-2251_black-hair_he-s-really-sweet-actually-i-don-t-think_1634140.jpg) > [“Besides she's off birth control now. I don't want you guys naked within a hundred yards of her." "Uh, how are we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/besides-she-s-off-birth-control-now-i-don-t-want-you-guys-naked/) [Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/) [Birth control](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/birth-control/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/119/olivia-cunning-2251_birth-control_besides-she-s-off-birth-control-now-i-do_1445344.jpg) > [“You're weird." "You're weird too," she said defensively. "I guess that means we're perfect for each other." He stared into her eyes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/you-re-weird-you-re-weird-too-she-said-defensively-i-guess-that-means/) [Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/) [Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/olivia-cunning-2251_humor_you-re-weird-you-re-weird-too-she-said-d_846142.jpg) ## Olivia Cunning by topic [Trey (17)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/trey/olivia-cunning/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/#itemlist", "name": "Olivia Cunning Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I’m your best buddy, and you don’t want me to die from a giant case of blue balls?” “I don’t think that’s fatal,” Aggie said. “Have you ever had blue balls?” Eric asked. 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Do you have any interest in getting to know me at all? Personally, I mean.\" \"Can't I just Google you? Isn't your entire life somewhere online?\" He scowled. \"Probably.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Olivia Cunning" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/he-grinned-it-s-more-of-a-personal-challenge-do-you-have-any-interest/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/olivia-cunning-2251_entire-life_he-grinned-it-s-more-of-a-personal-chall_2258753.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/olivia-cunning-2251_entire-life_he-grinned-it-s-more-of-a-personal-chall_2258753.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/olivia-cunning-2251_entire-life_he-grinned-it-s-more-of-a-personal-chall_2258753.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He grinned. \"It's more of a personal challenge. 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It isn't how much time and attention she spends on her hair. It's no that her bra matches her panties. It's the way she thinks, moves, speaks. That's what's sexy about a woman.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Olivia Cunning" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/what-s-truly-sexy-about-a-woman-isn-t-what-she-wears-it-isn-t-how/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/olivia-cunning-2251_sexy_what-s-truly-sexy-about-a-woman-isn-t-wh_2767985.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/olivia-cunning-2251_sexy_what-s-truly-sexy-about-a-woman-isn-t-wh_2767985.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/olivia-cunning-2251_sexy_what-s-truly-sexy-about-a-woman-isn-t-wh_2767985.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What's truly sexy about a woman isn't what she wears. 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La la la la.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Olivia Cunning" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/he-s-really-sweet-actually-i-don-t-think-we-re-talking-about-the-same/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/olivia-cunning-2251_black-hair_he-s-really-sweet-actually-i-don-t-think_1634140.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/olivia-cunning-2251_black-hair_he-s-really-sweet-actually-i-don-t-think_1634140.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/olivia-cunning-2251_black-hair_he-s-really-sweet-actually-i-don-t-think_1634140.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He's really sweet, actually.\" \"I don't think we're talking about the same Sed. Sedric Lionheart. 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Just make sure you wear a condom.\" ”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Olivia Cunning" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/besides-she-s-off-birth-control-now-i-don-t-want-you-guys-naked/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/119/olivia-cunning-2251_birth-control_besides-she-s-off-birth-control-now-i-do_1445344.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/119/olivia-cunning-2251_birth-control_besides-she-s-off-birth-control-now-i-do_1445344.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/119/olivia-cunning-2251_birth-control_besides-she-s-off-birth-control-now-i-do_1445344.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Besides she's off birth control now. 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He smiled.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Olivia Cunning" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/you-re-weird-you-re-weird-too-she-said-defensively-i-guess-that-means/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/olivia-cunning-2251_humor_you-re-weird-you-re-weird-too-she-said-d_846142.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/olivia-cunning-2251_humor_you-re-weird-you-re-weird-too-she-said-d_846142.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/olivia-cunning-2251_humor_you-re-weird-you-re-weird-too-she-said-d_846142.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You're weird.\" \"You're weird too,\" she said defensively. \"I guess that means we're perfect for each other.\"…” — Olivia Cunning", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "Person", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/#person", "name": "Olivia Cunning", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/", "image": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-olivia-cunning-2251.jpg" }, { "@type": "ProfilePage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/page/5/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/page/5/", "name": "Olivia Cunning", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/#person" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d1/olivia-cunning-2251_balls_i-m-your-best-buddy-and-you-don-t-want-m_495007.jpg" }, "description": "Olivia Cunning has 169 quotes on SMS4Smile. 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