--- title: "2 Nils Johnson-Shelton Quotes" description: "Nils Johnson-Shelton has 2 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5c/nils-johnson-shelton-93391_autumn-leaves_he-was-a-very-tall-very-thin-creature-th_1483115.jpg" --- # Nils Johnson-Shelton **2** quotes in **3** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Nils Johnson-Shelton > [“He was a very tall, very thin creature that could only be described as a wood elf. His long, ponytailed hair was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nils-johnson-shelton/he-was-a-very-tall-very-thin-creature-that-could-only-be-described-as/) [Nils Johnson-Shelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nils-johnson-shelton/) [Autumn leaves](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/autumn-leaves/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5c/nils-johnson-shelton-93391_autumn-leaves_he-was-a-very-tall-very-thin-creature-th_1483115.jpg) > [“He had an invisible sword. Really? He walked through the lobby, got into a full elevator, and no one stared. He passed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nils-johnson-shelton/he-had-an-invisible-sword-really-he-walked-through-the-lobby-got-into/) [Nils Johnson-Shelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nils-johnson-shelton/) [Elevator](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/elevator/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40e/nils-johnson-shelton-93391_elevator_he-had-an-invisible-sword-really-he-walk_2331111.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nils-johnson-shelton/#itemlist", "name": "Nils Johnson-Shelton Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“He was a very tall, very thin creature that could only be described as a wood elf. 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