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title: "4 Nic Tatano Quotes"
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# Nic Tatano

 **4** quotes in **2** categories

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##  Quotes by Nic Tatano

> [“Welcome to sporadic and lousy service from your new carrier. We hope you enjoy sounding like you’re in a barrel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nic-tatano/welcome-to-sporadic-and-lousy-service-from-your-new-carrier-we-hope/)

Nic Tatano

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> [“(Don’t correct me. I know they changed their logo to Syfy, but it looks like it should be pronounced “siffee” and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nic-tatano/don-t-correct-me-i-know-they-changed-their-logo-to-syfy-but-it-looks/)

Nic Tatano

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> [“She pokes at a very wrinkled baked potato that somehow reminds me of Alan Greenspan.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nic-tatano/she-pokes-at-a-very-wrinkled-baked-potato-that-somehow-reminds-me-of/)

Nic Tatano

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> [“You know damn well I could burn a salad.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nic-tatano/you-know-damn-well-i-could-burn-a-salad/)

Nic Tatano

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