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# Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

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##  Quotes by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

> [“You don’t have to test everything to destruction just to see if you make it right.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchett/you-don-t-have-to-test-everything-to-destruction-just-to-see-if-you/)

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

[Good omens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-omens/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3c/neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchet_good-omens_you-don-t-have-to-test-everything-to-des_731452.jpg)

> [“You think wars get started because some duke gets shot, or someone cuts off one’s ear, or someone’s sited their missiles in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchett/you-think-wars-get-started-because-some-duke-gets-shot-or-someone/)

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

[Good omens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-omens/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88d/neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchet_good-omens_you-think-wars-get-started-because-some_828032.jpg)

> [“He didn't say "that's weird". He wouldn't have said "that's weird" if a flock of sheep had cycled past playing violins. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchett/he-didn-t-say-that-s-weird-he-wouldn-t-have-said-that-s-weird-if-a/)

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d89/neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchet_humor_he-didn-t-say-that-s-weird-he-wouldn-t-h_1225942.jpg)

> [“The road to hell is paved with good intentions. (This is not actually true. The raid to Hell is paved with frozen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchett/the-road-to-hell-is-paved-with-good-intentions-this-is-not-actually/)

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

[Good intentions](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-intentions/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/106/neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchet_good-intentions_the-road-to-hell-is-paved-with-good-inte_2998832.jpg)

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