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# Morgan Blayde

 **3** quotes in **5** categories

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##  Quotes by Morgan Blayde

> [“Ice cream only buys twenty minutes of forgiveness from a hostile bitch—I’ve timed it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-blayde/ice-cream-only-buys-twenty-minutes-of-forgiveness-from-a-hostile/)

[Morgan Blayde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-blayde/)

[Bitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bitch/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e42/morgan-blayde-83793_bitch_ice-cream-only-buys-twenty-minutes-of-fo_780155.jpg)

> [“I know my place in the universe; now lie still so I can stand on your throat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-blayde/i-know-my-place-in-the-universe-now-lie-still-so-i-can-stand-on-your/)

[Morgan Blayde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-blayde/)

[Physics](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/physics/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e67/morgan-blayde-83793_physics_i-know-my-place-in-the-universe-now-lie_1335257.jpg)

> [“God kills a kitten every time a girl masturbates. Save a kitten—sleep with me.” —Caine Deathwalker”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-blayde/god-kills-a-kitten-every-time-a-girl-masturbates-save-a-kitten-sleep/)

[Morgan Blayde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-blayde/)

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d8/morgan-blayde-83793_humor_god-kills-a-kitten-every-time-a-girl-mas_1937246.jpg)

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