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# Milt Gross

(1895–1953)   Cartoonist

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Milt Gross was a cartoonist.

## Quick Facts About Milt Gross

Born March 4, 1895

Died November 29, 1953

Profession Cartoonist

## About Milt Gross

American cartoonist and animator (1895–1953)... \| Milt Gross was an American cartoonist and animator. His work is noted for its exaggerated cartoon style and Yiddish-inflected English dialogue. He originated the non-sequitur "Banana Oil!" as a phrase deflating pomposity and posing. His character Count Screwloose's admonition, "Iggy, keep an eye on

##  Quotes by Milt Gross

> [Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milt-gross/golf-does-strange-things-to-other-people-too-it-makes-liars-out-of/)

Milt Gross

[Brave](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brave/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/680/milt-gross-87122_brave_golf-does-strange-things-to-other-people_1434128.png)

> [The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milt-gross/the-most-advanced-medical-brains-in-the-universe-have-yet-to-discover/)

Milt Gross

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a7/milt-gross-87122_balls_the-most-advanced-medical-brains-in-the_2580762.jpg)

> [I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milt-gross/i-ve-lost-balls-in-every-hazard-and-on-every-course-i-ve-tried-but/)

Milt Gross

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a33/milt-gross-87122_balls_i-ve-lost-balls-in-every-hazard-and-on-e_2844970.png)

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