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# Mike Wilmot

Comedian

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Mike Wilmot is a comedian.

## Quick Facts About Mike Wilmot

Profession Comedian

## About Mike Wilmot

Mike Wilmot is a Canadian stand-up comedian represented by Off the Kerb. In 2005 he won two Canadian Comedy Awards for best male stand-up and best actor for his work in It's All Gone Pete Tong.

##  Quotes by Mike Wilmot

> [I like to promote fitness by walking around home in my underwear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-wilmot/i-like-to-promote-fitness-by-walking-around-home-in-my-underwear/)

[Mike Wilmot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-wilmot/)

[Fitness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/967/mike-wilmot-86431_fitness_i-like-to-promote-fitness-by-walking-aro_895078.jpg)

> [Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-wilmot/wanna-play-a-joke-on-your-chiropractor-the-next-time-he-starts/)

[Mike Wilmot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-wilmot/)

[Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jokes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62c/mike-wilmot-86431_jokes_wanna-play-a-joke-on-your-chiropractor-t_900427.jpg)

> [Montreal's not a city. It's a Disney World for alcoholics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-wilmot/montreal-s-not-a-city-it-s-a-disney-world-for-alcoholics/)

[Mike Wilmot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-wilmot/)

[Alcoholics](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alcoholics/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d32/mike-wilmot-86431_alcoholics_montreal-s-not-a-city-it-s-a-disney-worl_2798885.jpg)

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