--- title: "2 Mike Kleine Quotes" description: "Mike Kleine has 2 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b028/author-mike-kleine-108556.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Mike Kleine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b028/author-mike-kleine-108556.jpg) # Mike Kleine **2** quotes in **5** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Mike Kleine > [“You are driving home. You listen to ‘Tongue Tied’ by Grouplove. Someone side-swipes the Ferrari. You almost strike three pedestrians and crash…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-kleine/you-are-driving-home-you-listen-to-tongue-tied-by-grouplove-someone/) Mike Kleine [Brooklyn bridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brooklyn-bridge/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/969/mike-kleine-108556_police-officer_you-are-driving-home-you-listen-to-tongu_485370.jpg) > [“The water looks really nice like this,” Allen says. “Yeah,” you say, looking like you are looking at the water, or, at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-kleine/the-water-looks-really-nice-like-this-allen-says-yeah-you-say-looking/) Mike Kleine [Water](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/water/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e42/mike-kleine-108556_water_the-water-looks-really-nice-like-this-al_1080085.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-kleine/#itemlist", "name": "Mike Kleine Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You are driving home. 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