--- title: "2 Michael W. Grimard Quotes" description: "Michael W. Grimard has 2 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/563/michael-w-grimard-106596_funny_oh-the-wonders-of-being-married-put-a-gu_2049564.jpg" --- # Michael W. Grimard **2** quotes in **10** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Michael W. Grimard > [“Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-w-grimard/oh-the-wonders-of-being-married-put-a-gun-in-one-hand-and-a-woman-in/) [Michael W. Grimard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-w-grimard/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/563/michael-w-grimard-106596_funny_oh-the-wonders-of-being-married-put-a-gu_2049564.jpg) > [“I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-w-grimard/i-have-only-one-heart-to-give-and-one-mind-to-lose-may-i-someday-find/) [Michael W. Grimard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-w-grimard/) [Funny but true](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-but-true/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38e/michael-w-grimard-106596_funny-but-true_i-have-only-one-heart-to-give-and-one-mi_2356589.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-w-grimard/#itemlist", "name": "Michael W. Grimard Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Michael W. 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