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title: "2 Michael Garrison Quotes"
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# Michael Garrison

 **2** quotes in **3** categories

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##  Quotes by Michael Garrison

> [“T. Wiggett Jones: It should be illegal...to feel this rotten...without a variety of loathsome memories to cherish. Wild Wild West (TV) First…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-garrison/t-wiggett-jones-it-should-be-illegal-to-feel-this-rotten-without-a/)

Michael Garrison

[Humorous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humorous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/238/michael-garrison-102542_humorous_t-wiggett-jones-it-should-be-illegal-to_657501.jpg)

> [“Dr. Loveless: Dang these pine needles. Why can't a forest be decently carpeted? Wild Wild West (TV) Second Season: Night of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-garrison/dr-loveless-dang-these-pine-needles-why-can-t-a-forest-be-decently/)

Michael Garrison

[Humorous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humorous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c44/michael-garrison-102542_humorous_dr-loveless-dang-these-pine-needles-why_3140454.jpg)

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