--- title: "3 Matthew Iden Quotes" description: "Matthew Iden has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-matthew-iden-79826.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Matthew Iden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-matthew-iden-79826.jpg) # Matthew Iden **3** quotes in **1** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Matthew Iden > [“How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Eyebrows raised, I said, “I don’t know, Chuck. How many?” “Two.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-iden/how-many-mice-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb-eyebrows-raised-i/) [Matthew Iden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-iden/) [Mice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mice/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfb/matthew-iden-79826_quote_how-many-mice-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a_940946.jpg) > [“time, but maybe not so cool to ask how far”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-iden/time-but-maybe-not-so-cool-to-ask-how-far/) [Matthew Iden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-iden/) [Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cool/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/607/matthew-iden-79826_time_time-but-maybe-not-so-cool-to-ask-how-fa_2136919.jpg) > [“Like, Well, there you go. Or, It is what it is. And, Well, what can you do? I suppose these one-offs are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-iden/like-well-there-you-go-or-it-is-what-it-is-and-well-what-can-you-do-i/) [Matthew Iden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-iden/) [Ignore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ignore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e24/matthew-iden-79826_ignore_like-well-there-you-go-or-it-is-what-it_2752824.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-iden/#itemlist", "name": "Matthew Iden Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Eyebrows raised, I said, “I don’t know, Chuck. How many?” “Two. 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