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# Mark Watson

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Mark Andrew Watson is an English comedian, novelist and producer.

##  Quotes by Mark Watson

> [“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-watson/someone-asked-me-recently-what-would-i-rather-give-up-food-or-sex/)

[Mark Watson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-watson/)

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