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# Mark Olmsted

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##  Quotes by Mark Olmsted

> [“I like buying drugs from you because your bathroom's always clean.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-olmsted/i-like-buying-drugs-from-you-because-your-bathroom-s-always-clean/)

[Mark Olmsted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-olmsted/)

[Bathroom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bathroom/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/599/mark-olmsted-76928_quote_i-like-buying-drugs-from-you-because-you_1068661.jpg)

> [“Too bad the guards are looking for irony. It's everywhere in here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-olmsted/too-bad-the-guards-are-looking-for-irony-it-s-everywhere-in-here/)

[Mark Olmsted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-olmsted/)

[Guards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guards/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7a/mark-olmsted-76928_guards_too-bad-the-guards-are-looking-for-irony_2491843.jpg)

> [“She's the kind of person who can lick everything but a stamp.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-olmsted/she-s-the-kind-of-person-who-can-lick-everything-but-a-stamp/)

[Mark Olmsted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-olmsted/)

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/mark-olmsted-76928_humor_she-s-the-kind-of-person-who-can-lick-ev_2868612.jpg)

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