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title: "2 Mark Haddon (Author Quotes"
description: "Mark Haddon (Author has 2 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings."
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# Mark Haddon (Author

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##  Quotes by Mark Haddon (Author

> [“I pulled the fork out of the dog and lifted him into my arms and hugged him. He was leaking blood from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-haddon-author/i-pulled-the-fork-out-of-the-dog-and-lifted-him-into-my-arms-and/)

Mark Haddon (Author

[Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d5/mark-haddon-author-81070_dog_i-pulled-the-fork-out-of-the-dog-and-lif_1827458.jpg)

> [“.. a simile is not a lie, unless it is a bad simile.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-haddon-author/a-simile-is-not-a-lie-unless-it-is-a-bad-simile/)

Mark Haddon (Author

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f4/mark-haddon-author-81070_humor_a-simile-is-not-a-lie-unless-it-is-a-bad_2100971.jpg)

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