--- title: "4 Mark Del Franco Quotes" description: "Mark Del Franco has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-mark-del-franco-73333.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Mark Del Franco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-mark-del-franco-73333.jpg) # Mark Del Franco **4** quotes in **4** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Mark Del Franco > [“Most druids fall into two groups: sticks or stones. Wood has some wonderful properties, but it has a tendency to react too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-del-franco/most-druids-fall-into-two-groups-sticks-or-stones-wood-has-some/) Mark Del Franco [Druid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/druid/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/mark-del-franco-73333_druid_most-druids-fall-into-two-groups-sticks_832484.jpg) > [“If I have to hear one more story about what great fun it was working with you 'back in the city,' which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-del-franco/if-i-have-to-hear-one-more-story-about-what-great-fun-it-was-working/) Mark Del Franco [Hudson river](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hudson-river/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3f/mark-del-franco-73333_hudson-river_if-i-have-to-hear-one-more-story-about-w_1991541.jpg) > [“Um . . . guys? If I, say, noticed a crack in a wall in a tunnel and a cold, creepy draft…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-del-franco/um-guys-if-i-say-noticed-a-crack-in-a-wall-in-a-tunnel-and-a-cold/) Mark Del Franco [Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2e/mark-del-franco-73333_humor_um-guys-if-i-say-noticed-a-crack-in-a-wa_3105209.jpg) > [“Hey, it's me. Just checking if you were dead. If you aren't, call me. If you are, call me anyway.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-del-franco/hey-it-s-me-just-checking-if-you-were-dead-if-you-aren-t-call-me-if/) Mark Del Franco [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/583/mark-del-franco-73333_dead_hey-it-s-me-just-checking-if-you-were-de_3158723.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-del-franco/#itemlist", "name": "Mark Del Franco Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Most druids fall into two groups: sticks or stones. Wood has some wonderful properties, but it has a tendency to react too much with the user for my particular taste. Because they retain some of their own innate essence, using wands becomes almost a partnership. 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