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title: "3 M.E. Castle Quotes"
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# M.E. Castle

 **3** quotes in **7** categories

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##  Quotes by M.E. Castle

> [“It is called middle school and it’s the most fiendish, torturous, and horrible place ever conceived in the darkest corner of man’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-e-castle/it-is-called-middle-school-and-it-s-the-most-fiendish-torturous-and/)

[M.E. Castle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-e-castle/)

[Middle school](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/middle-school/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/278/m-e-castle-78495_middle-school_it-is-called-middle-school-and-it-s-the_207082.jpg)

> [“Spies have years of training and experience. I had half an hour of panic and a pig.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-e-castle/spies-have-years-of-training-and-experience-i-had-half-an-hour-of/)

[M.E. Castle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-e-castle/)

[Fitness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fitness/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b8/m-e-castle-78495_fitness_spies-have-years-of-training-and-experie_1327717.jpg)

> [“If the monkey really wanted to get the weasel, he would’ve stopped wasting time and burned down the mulberry bush.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-e-castle/if-the-monkey-really-wanted-to-get-the-weasel-he-would-ve-stopped/)

[M.E. Castle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-e-castle/)

[Money](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/515/m-e-castle-78495_money_if-the-monkey-really-wanted-to-get-the-w_1652264.jpg)

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