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title: "3 Lucy Vine Quotes"
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# Lucy Vine

 **3** quotes in **4** categories

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##  Quotes by Lucy Vine

> [“The only time my bowels are cooperative is during my period, when I will poop seventeen times a day. Sophie and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-vine/the-only-time-my-bowels-are-cooperative-is-during-my-period-when-i/)

[Lucy Vine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-vine/)

[Time](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time/)

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> [“She is like a giant magnet, like those ones they use at the scrap yard to pick up old bangers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-vine/she-is-like-a-giant-magnet-like-those-ones-they-use-at-the-scrap-yard/)

[Lucy Vine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-vine/)

[Magnet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/magnet/)

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> [“Surely it can’t be any worse than 75 Hues of Tony – reading your dad’s thinly veiled attempt at Fifty Shades of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-vine/surely-it-can-t-be-any-worse-than-75-hues-of-tony-reading-your-dad-s/)

[Lucy Vine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-vine/)

[Fifty shades](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fifty-shades/)

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