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# Louise Lasser

(1939–2026)   Actor

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Louise Lasser was an actor.

## Quick Facts About Louise Lasser

Born April 11, 1939

Died July 6, 2026

Profession Actor

## About Louise Lasser

American actress... \| Louise Jane Lasser was an American actress, television writer, and performing arts teacher and director. She was known for her portrayal of the title character on the soap opera satire Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, for which she was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award.

##  Quotes by Louise Lasser

> [I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-lasser/i-must-have-been-born-under-an-unlucky-star-you-know-i-have-filled/)

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