--- title: "2 Londonstani Quotes" description: "Londonstani is Gautam Malkani's debut novel published in the United Kingdom in 2006. The book's name is derived from the setting of the novel, London, a..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/733/londonstani-111239_quote_so-he-heads-straight-for-the-condoms-an_341120.jpg" --- # Londonstani **2** quotes in **10** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Londonstani is Gautam Malkani's debut novel published in the United Kingdom in 2006. The book's name is derived from the setting of the novel, London, and the story's subject matter, the lives of second and third generation South Asian immigrants. The book was highly promoted, but did not do well co ## Quotes by Londonstani > [“So he heads straight for the condoms an grabs a box a 24 Durex Avanti. He says they’ve got a 64mm width…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/londonstani/so-he-heads-straight-for-the-condoms-an-grabs-a-box-a-24-durex-avanti/) Londonstani [Condoms](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/condoms/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/733/londonstani-111239_quote_so-he-heads-straight-for-the-condoms-an_341120.jpg) > [“Hardjit sometimes gets pretty vexed bout that kind a shit. Porn, hookers, slutty ladies. Other times he’ll be laughin along, actin like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/londonstani/hardjit-sometimes-gets-pretty-vexed-bout-that-kind-a-shit-porn/) londonstani [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/723/londonstani-111239_quote_hardjit-sometimes-gets-pretty-vexed-bout_1785167.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/londonstani/#itemlist", "name": "Londonstani Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“So he heads straight for the condoms an grabs a box a 24 Durex Avanti. He says they’ve got a 64mm width stead a the usual 56mm width. Also they in’t got extra lubricant, which means he generates his own, or rather, some lady’s own. You can tell Sonia Guha knows this when we get to the front a the checkout queue an start unloadin everything for her. You can just see it in her eyes. 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