--- title: "4 Lisa Smartt Quotes" description: "Lisa Smartt has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-lisa-smartt-68503.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Lisa Smartt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-lisa-smartt-68503.jpg) # Lisa Smartt **4** quotes in **10** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Lisa Smartt > [“Wait a second, Carlie. You're not telling me you're letting Aunt Charlotte help you find a man for Clara? Are you serious?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-smartt/wait-a-second-carlie-you-re-not-telling-me-you-re-letting-aunt/) Lisa Smartt [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a9/lisa-smartt-68503_chick-lit_wait-a-second-carlie-you-re-not-telling_1120796.jpg) > [“Any dog can bed down a lot of females. But only a real man can love one woman for a lifetime.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-smartt/any-dog-can-bed-down-a-lot-of-females-but-only-a-real-man-can-love/) Lisa Smartt [Feminism](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/feminism/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/lisa-smartt-68503_real-man_any-dog-can-bed-down-a-lot-of-females-bu_1206550.jpg) > [“If you're a disheveled, easily distracted person, it's always scary when someone asks what your plan is for the day. We don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-smartt/if-you-re-a-disheveled-easily-distracted-person-it-s-always-scary/) Lisa Smartt [Chick-lit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chick-lit/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffc/lisa-smartt-68503_chick-lit_if-you-re-a-disheveled-easily-distracted_2437013.jpg) > [“Don't be fooled, Clara. No one's new and shiny. Not really.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-smartt/don-t-be-fooled-clara-no-one-s-new-and-shiny-not-really/) Lisa Smartt [Drama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drama/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13a/lisa-smartt-68503_drama_don-t-be-fooled-clara-no-one-s-new-and-s_3029341.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-smartt/#itemlist", "name": "Lisa Smartt Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Wait a second, Carlie. You're not telling me you're letting Aunt Charlotte help you find a man for Clara? Are you serious? 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