--- title: "3 Linda Morrisx Quotes" description: "Linda Morrisx has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1f/linda-morrisx-79375_bottled-water_but-there-s-more-when-i-was-on-my-way-to_3457.jpg" --- # Linda Morrisx **3** quotes in **11** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Linda Morrisx > [“But there’s more. When I was on my way to the event today, Carolyn texted me and told me that Steve and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-morrisx/but-there-s-more-when-i-was-on-my-way-to-the-event-today-carolyn/) [Linda Morrisx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-morrisx/) [Bottled water](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bottled-water/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1f/linda-morrisx-79375_bottled-water_but-there-s-more-when-i-was-on-my-way-to_3457.jpg) > [“The bathroom’s down the hall if you want to take off your tights. I can throw ‘em in the dryer for you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-morrisx/the-bathroom-s-down-the-hall-if-you-want-to-take-off-your-tights-i/) [Linda Morrisx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-morrisx/) [Contemporary-romance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/contemporary-romance/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e56/linda-morrisx-79375_contemporary-romance_the-bathroom-s-down-the-hall-if-you-want_922295.jpg) > [“He returned in a moment with a phone, a high-end model that probably cost way more than hers. His cell phone wallpaper…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-morrisx/he-returned-in-a-moment-with-a-phone-a-high-end-model-that-probably/) [Linda Morrisx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-morrisx/) [Abstract art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/abstract-art/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34d/linda-morrisx-79375_abstract-art_he-returned-in-a-moment-with-a-phone-a-h_939330.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-morrisx/#itemlist", "name": "Linda Morrisx Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“But there’s more. When I was on my way to the event today, Carolyn texted me and told me that Steve and Eve got married over break. Six months after he broke up with me, and after he kept telling me he didn’t see marriage in his future! And did I tell you that he broke up with me at the school, during the Fitness Fun-a-Thon fundraising event we worked at?” Her face grew reflective. “I was handing out bottled water when he asked me to go behind the hydration station so he could talk to me privately. The whole time, Eve kept staring at us from the finish line of the three-legged race. 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