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# Laurie Kilmartin

(1965)   Writer

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Laurie Kilmartin is a writer.

## Quick Facts About Laurie Kilmartin

Born July 16, 1965

Profession Writer

## About Laurie Kilmartin

American comedian... \| Laurie Kilmartin is an American comedian and writer best known for being a finalist on Last Comic Standing season 7 (2010). She was also a staff writer for Conan O'Brien's show Conan.

##  Quotes by Laurie Kilmartin

> [“Listening to your son after you've spent time with a girl will make you wonder when he became Jodie Foster in Nell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-kilmartin/listening-to-your-son-after-you-ve-spent-time-with-a-girl-will-make/)

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