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# Lance Carbuncle

 **4** quotes in **2** categories

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##  Quotes by Lance Carbuncle

> [“that's a hell of a way to treat a donkey.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lance-carbuncle/that-s-a-hell-of-a-way-to-treat-a-donkey/)

[Lance Carbuncle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lance-carbuncle/)

[Donkey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/donkey/)

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> [“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lance-carbuncle/they-are-not-unattractive-in-the-sense-that-i-am-drunk-and-they/)

[Lance Carbuncle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lance-carbuncle/)

[Drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/)

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> [“People who don't know me well enough might say I'm delusional and paranoid, but they're just out to get me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lance-carbuncle/people-who-don-t-know-me-well-enough-might-say-i-m-delusional-and/)

[Lance Carbuncle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lance-carbuncle/)

[Delusional](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/delusional/)

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> [“It is always hard for me to share my creative output with others...It feels like I have taken a big dump on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lance-carbuncle/it-is-always-hard-for-me-to-share-my-creative-output-with-others-it/)

[Lance Carbuncle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lance-carbuncle/)

[Creativity](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/creativity/)

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