--- title: "3 Krisanta Bella Quotes" description: "Krisanta Bella has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/099/krisanta-bella-84088_blood-pressure_attorney-doctor-before-you-performed-the_1398182.jpg" --- # Krisanta Bella **3** quotes in **4** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Krisanta Bella > [“ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krisanta-bella/attorney-doctor-before-you-performed-the-autopsy-did-you-check-for-a/) Krisanta Bella [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/099/krisanta-bella-84088_blood-pressure_attorney-doctor-before-you-performed-the_1398182.jpg) > [“A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem A small child replied, 'They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krisanta-bella/a-sunday-school-teacher-asked-her-class-why-joseph-and-mary-took/) Krisanta Bella [Children](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/children/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad4/krisanta-bella-84088_children_a-sunday-school-teacher-asked-her-class_2626740.jpg) > [“A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krisanta-bella/a-sunday-school-teacher-was-telling-her-class-the-story-of-the-good/) Krisanta Bella [Little girl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/little-girl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc4/krisanta-bella-84088_little-girl_a-sunday-school-teacher-was-telling-her_2633707.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/krisanta-bella/#itemlist", "name": "Krisanta Bella Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? 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