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title: "3 Konrad Quotes"
description: "Konrad has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings."
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# Konrad

 **3** quotes in **9** categories

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##  Quotes by Konrad

> [“Life is only logical, and to think it's a gift is depressing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/konrad/life-is-only-logical-and-to-think-it-s-a-gift-is-depressing/)

Konrad

[Demotivational](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/demotivational/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59a/konrad-82933_demotivational_life-is-only-logical-and-to-think-it-s-a_1156298.jpg)

> [“Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/konrad/accept-that-you-re-just-a-product-not-a-gift/)

Konrad

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e5/konrad-82933_demotivational_accept-that-you-re-just-a-product-not-a_2076790.jpg)

> [“Give me a sword and I will slay a man, give me a voice and I will slay a country.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/konrad/give-me-a-sword-and-i-will-slay-a-man-give-me-a-voice-and-i-will-slay/)

Konrad

[Dictatorship](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dictatorship/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df1/konrad-82933_dictatorship_give-me-a-sword-and-i-will-slay-a-man-gi_3114890.jpg)

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