--- title: "Best Kinky Friedman Words" description: "Kinky Friedman was an American singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician and Texas Monthly columnist. Browse 165 Kinky Friedman quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b072/author-kinky-friedman-2471.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Kinky Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b072/author-kinky-friedman-2471.jpg) # Kinky Friedman (1944–2024) Actor United States **165** quotes in **661** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Kinky Friedman was an actor from the United States, best known for *Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned*. ## Quick Facts About Kinky Friedman Born October 31, 1944 Died June 27, 2024 Nationality United States Profession Actor Notable works Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned ## About Kinky Friedman He described his style after famous satirists Will Rogers and Mark Twain. ## Quotes by Kinky Friedman · Page 5 > [Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/sim-n-bol-var-is-the-only-person-in-history-to-be-exiled-from-a/) [Kinky Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinky-friedman/) [Country](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/country/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d2/kinky-friedman-2471_country_sim-n-bol-var-is-the-only-person-in-hist_674425.png) > [I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-never-apologize-for-the-truth-and-the-truth-here-is-that-racists/) [Kinky Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinky-friedman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a2/kinky-friedman-2471_apologize_i-never-apologize-for-the-truth-and-the_129567.png) > [I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-even-went-so-far-as-to-become-a-southern-baptist-for-a-while-until/) [Kinky Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinky-friedman/) [Baptist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/baptist/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9df/kinky-friedman-2471_baptist_i-even-went-so-far-as-to-become-a-southe_2482598.png) > [“Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/every-time-you-see-a-beautiful-woman-just-remember-somebody-else-got/) [Kinky Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinky-friedman/) [Beautiful woman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beautiful-woman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/839/kinky-friedman-2471_beautiful-woman_every-time-you-see-a-beautiful-woman-jus_1924928.png) > [I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-don-t-think-where-people-come-from-is-that-important-it-doesn-t/) [Kinky Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinky-friedman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5a/kinky-friedman-2471_ifs_i-don-t-think-where-people-come-from-is_1288063.png) ## Kinky Friedman by topic [People (21)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/people/kinky-friedman/) [Texas (14)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/texas/kinky-friedman/) [Politics (14)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/politics/kinky-friedman/) [Inspirational (14)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/inspirational/kinky-friedman/) [Love (13)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/love/kinky-friedman/) [World (11)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/world/kinky-friedman/) [Life (10)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life/kinky-friedman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinky-friedman/#itemlist", "name": "Kinky Friedman Quotes", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kinky Friedman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/sim-n-bol-var-is-the-only-person-in-history-to-be-exiled-from-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d2/kinky-friedman-2471_country_sim-n-bol-var-is-the-only-person-in-hist_674425.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d2/kinky-friedman-2471_country_sim-n-bol-var-is-the-only-person-in-hist_674425.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d2/kinky-friedman-2471_country_sim-n-bol-var-is-the-only-person-in-hist_674425.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.” — Kinky Friedman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I never apologize for the truth. 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