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# Kinky Friedman

(1944–2024)   Actor   United States

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Kinky Friedman was an actor from the United States, best known for *Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned*.

## Quick Facts About Kinky Friedman

Born October 31, 1944

Died June 27, 2024

Nationality United States

Profession Actor

Notable works Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned

## About Kinky Friedman

He described his style after famous satirists Will Rogers and Mark Twain.

##  Quotes by Kinky Friedman · Page 4

> [I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-don-t-believe-in-carrying-a-weapon-if-somebody-wants-to-shoot-me-he/)

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[Believe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/believe/)

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> [These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/these-days-there-are-many-people-around-the-world-who-listen-to-the/)

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[Around the world](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/around-the-world/)

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> [Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/like-most-of-us-i-determined-that-i-d-rather-be-a-large-part-of-the/)

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[Determined](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/determined/)

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> [The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important… This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/the-good-teachers-are-bailing-out-education-is-very-important-this/)

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[Bailing out](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bailing-out/)

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> [I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-m-going-to-lower-the-drinking-age-to-eighteen-if-you-re-old-enough/)

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[Age](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/age/)

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> [I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-don-t-remember-the-first-half-of-my-life-all-i-say-is-a-happy/)

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[Childhood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/childhood/)

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> [All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/all-my-adult-life-i-ve-been-in-the-practice-of-giving-advice-to/)

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[Adult life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adult-life/)

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> [I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-suffer-from-the-curse-of-being-multi-talented-there-s-no-doubt/)

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[Books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/books/)

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> [Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/cuban-cigars-is-a-big-expense-because-i-do-smoke-a-lot-of-them-eight/)

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[Bigs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bigs/)

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> [We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/we-re-first-on-executions-we-re-49th-in-funding-public-education-we/)

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[Bottom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bottom/)

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> [Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/inspiration-thing-is-important-to-teach-the-kids-that-jfk-is-not-an/)

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[Airports](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/airports/)

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> [I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-ve-always-said-money-may-buy-you-a-fine-dog-but-only-love-can-make/)

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[Always](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/always/)

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> [I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-came-from-an-upper-middle-class-home-which-is-always-a-hard-cross/)

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[Bears](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bears/)

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> [If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/if-you-re-patient-and-you-wait-long-enough-something-will-usually/)

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[Enough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/enough/)

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> [I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-am-not-anti-death-penalty-but-i-m-damned-sure-anti-the-wrong-guy/)

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[Death penalty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/death-penalty/)

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> [People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/people-are-drooling-for-the-truth-they-want-honesty-from-politicians/)

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[Drooling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drooling/)

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> [I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-ve-achieved-many-of-my-dreams-and-i-want-to-see-that-some-others/)

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[Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chance/)

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> [I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-believe-that-voices-like-ross-perot-search-pat-buchanan-ralph-nader/)

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[Believe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/believe/)

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> [We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/we-re-all-worm-bait-waiting-to-happen-it-s-what-you-do-while-you-wait/)

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[Bait](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bait/)

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> [When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/when-a-stray-animal-crosses-your-path-it-may-be-as-close-to-god-as/)

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[Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/)

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> [I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-don-t-think-i-have-even-achieved-fame-of-course-hemingway-says-that/)

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[Courses](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/courses/)

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> [The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/the-only-currency-i-value-is-the-coin-of-the-spirit-that-s-very/)

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[Currency](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/currency/)

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> [There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/there-s-a-fine-line-between-fiction-and-non-fiction-and-i-think-i/)

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[Fiction](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fiction/)

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> [I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-m-well-aware-that-the-nelson-mandelas-and-the-winston-churchills-of/)

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[Accidents](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/accidents/)

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> [In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/in-six-days-the-lord-created-the-heavens-and-the-earth-and-all-the/)

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[Earth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/earth/)

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> [The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/the-art-of-writing-fiction-is-to-sail-as-dangerously-close-to-the/)

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[Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/)

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> [Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/jerry-jones-and-chris-christie-are-probably-the-most-important-latent/)

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[Christie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christie/)

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> [I've got a head of hair better than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-ve-got-a-head-of-hair-better-than-rick-perry-it-s-just-not-in-a/)

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[Hair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hair/)

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> [My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/my-definition-of-an-artist-is-anyone-who-s-ahead-of-his-time-and/)

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[Ahead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ahead/)

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> [I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-don-t-see-how-the-people-who-created-the-problem-can-fix-it-texas/)

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[Best way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/best-way/)

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> [If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/if-you-elect-me-the-first-jewish-justice-of-the-peace-i-ll-reduce-the/)

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[Firsts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/firsts/)

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> [May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/may-the-god-of-your-choice-bless-and-keep-you-i-respect-him-as-long/)

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[Bless](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bless/)

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> [We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/we-ve-got-to-clear-some-of-the-room-out-of-the-prisons-so-we-can-put/)

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[Bad guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bad-guy/)

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> [“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/you-can-pick-your-friends-and-you-can-pick-your-nose-but-you-can-t-4/)

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[Friendship](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friendship/)

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> [The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/the-people-i-respect-all-died-broke-and-despairing-they-didn-t-leave/)

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[Behinds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/behinds/)

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> [“I have found that in this business, one of the most important things is sincerity. If you can fake that, you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-have-found-that-in-this-business-one-of-the-most-important-things/)

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[Business](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/business/)

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> [I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-support-gay-marriage-i-believe-they-have-a-right-to-be-as-miserable/)

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[Believe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/believe/)

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> [I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-have-a-better-head-of-hair-than-rick-perry-it-s-just-not-in-a-place/)

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[Better](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/better/)

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> [Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/finding-a-cat-or-having-a-cat-find-you-can-change-your-world-as-much/)

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[Cat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cat/)

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> [One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/one-thing-we-are-sure-of-is-there-s-no-one-like-nelson-mandela-out/)

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[Mandela](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mandela/)

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## Kinky Friedman by topic

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