--- title: "59 Kim Harrington Quotes" description: "Kim Harrington has 59 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings, across 58 categories." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b003/author-kim-harrington-11464.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b003/author-kim-harrington-11464.jpg) # Kim Harrington **59** quotes in **58** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Kim Harrington > [“Well, color me impressed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/well-color-me-impressed/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Color](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/color/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b99/kim-harrington-11464_color_well-color-me-impressed-527520_527520.jpg) > [“I had books and music and the ocean to swim in.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-had-books-and-music-and-the-ocean-to-swim-in/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/books/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b66/kim-harrington-11464_books_i-had-books-and-music-and-the-ocean-to-s_3002155.jpg) > [“Apparently my inner self is mute.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/apparently-my-inner-self-is-mute/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9e/kim-harrington-11464_clare_apparently-my-inner-self-is-mute-1656816_1656816.jpg) > [“Clare. Give me a reason to stay.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/clare-give-me-a-reason-to-stay/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Intelligence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/intelligence/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d7/kim-harrington-11464_intelligence_clare-give-me-a-reason-to-stay-2383937_2383937.jpg) > [“Come, fruit of my loins, we’re going for a walk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/come-fruit-of-my-loins-we-re-going-for-a-walk/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Fruit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fruit/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/363/kim-harrington-11464_walking_come-fruit-of-my-loins-we-re-going-for-a_936766.jpg) > [“Gabriel Toscano. Damn. Even his name was sexy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/gabriel-toscano-damn-even-his-name-was-sexy/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Gabriel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gabriel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc5/kim-harrington-11464_quote_gabriel-toscano-damn-even-his-name-was-s_2161306.jpg) > [“The gossip mill runs on estrogen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/the-gossip-mill-runs-on-estrogen/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Estrogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/estrogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15e/kim-harrington-11464_estrogen_the-gossip-mill-runs-on-estrogen-475351_475351.jpg) > [“The dumbass?' Justin asked. 'Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/the-dumbass-justin-asked-yes-you-re-not-the-only-one-in-town-who-knew/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Asked](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/asked/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38f/kim-harrington-11464_asked_the-dumbass-justin-asked-yes-you-re-not_831956.jpg) > [“Gabriel?” I said. “Yeah?” His voice was breathless. “Kiss me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/gabriel-i-said-yeah-his-voice-was-breathless-kiss-me/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Breathless](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/breathless/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/822/kim-harrington-11464_breathless_gabriel-i-said-yeah-his-voice-was-breath_2598245.jpg) > [“I leaned forward and slapped her across the face. Probably a bit harder than I needed to, but it worked.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-leaned-forward-and-slapped-her-across-the-face-probably-a-bit/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72b/kim-harrington-11464_clare_i-leaned-forward-and-slapped-her-across_3075393.jpg) > [“Well, that narrowed down the list of suspects. To the whole world.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/well-that-narrowed-down-the-list-of-suspects-to-the-whole-world/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f2/kim-harrington-11464_clare_well-that-narrowed-down-the-list-of-susp_2443002.jpg) > [“Ugh. I was going for ‘crazy ex filled with hate" not "isn’t she cute when she’s mad?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/ugh-i-was-going-for-crazy-ex-filled-with-hate-not-isn-t-she-cute-when/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Hate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hate/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1d/kim-harrington-11464_hate_ugh-i-was-going-for-crazy-ex-filled-with_2348184.jpg) > [“That's my brother," I said. "Saving the world, one girl at a time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/that-s-my-brother-i-said-saving-the-world-one-girl-at-a-time/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Brother](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brother/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc9/kim-harrington-11464_brotherhood_that-s-my-brother-i-said-saving-the-worl_1065991.jpg) > [“Kendra was on Gabriel like a predator on a slab of meat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/kendra-was-on-gabriel-like-a-predator-on-a-slab-of-meat/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17a/kim-harrington-11464_clare_kendra-was-on-gabriel-like-a-predator-on_1648511.jpg) > [“I pictured him in uniform. Let's just say the picture was...nice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-pictured-him-in-uniform-let-s-just-say-the-picture-was-nice/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Picture](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/picture/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc5/kim-harrington-11464_picture_i-pictured-him-in-uniform-let-s-just-say_2295515.jpg) > [“You’re the most important person in the world to me.” I quickly added in a hushed voice, “Don’t tell Mom. She’ll be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/you-re-the-most-important-person-in-the-world-to-me-i-quickly-added/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a8/kim-harrington-11464_clare_you-re-the-most-important-person-in-the_840020.jpg) > [“We want who we want, right? No matter what other people say. No matter what reason or reality we’re faced with. No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/we-want-who-we-want-right-no-matter-what-other-people-say-no-matter/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Heart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/heart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/630/kim-harrington-11464_heart_we-want-who-we-want-right-no-matter-what_2181157.jpg) > [“He had a matching bandage on his head. We looked like two idiots who’d decided to have a head-butting competition”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/he-had-a-matching-bandage-on-his-head-we-looked-like-two-idiots-who-d/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f92/kim-harrington-11464_humor_he-had-a-matching-bandage-on-his-head-we_1680054.jpg) > [“I think the correct term for this was ‘pissing contest’, and though I was flattered, I didn’t have time for it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-think-the-correct-term-for-this-was-pissing-contest-and-though-i/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Time](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e17/kim-harrington-11464_time_i-think-the-correct-term-for-this-was-pi_2309030.jpg) > [“You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/you-know-where-you-can-shove-your-joke-just-get-me-a-new-drink-and/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Joke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/joke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37f/kim-harrington-11464_joke_you-know-where-you-can-shove-your-joke-j_529.jpg) > [“Perry would disown me for wearing a Yankees sweatshirt, but he would never know, and I was too cold to care about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/perry-would-disown-me-for-wearing-a-yankees-sweatshirt-but-he-would/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Baseball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/baseball/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64d/kim-harrington-11464_baseball_perry-would-disown-me-for-wearing-a-yank_2683798.jpg) > [“And you pretend to be stupid, which is completely disingenuous. Big word, but I know you know what it means.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/and-you-pretend-to-be-stupid-which-is-completely-disingenuous-big/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Disingenuous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disingenuous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/559/kim-harrington-11464_quote_and-you-pretend-to-be-stupid-which-is-co_1339844.jpg) > [“Tiffany’s pale faced turned to green and I involuntarily took a step back, half expecting an Exorcist-style stream of vomit to shoot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/tiffany-s-pale-faced-turned-to-green-and-i-involuntarily-took-a-step/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Vomit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/vomit/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/kim-harrington-11464_quote_tiffany-s-pale-faced-turned-to-green-and_2054394.jpg) > [“I hate procrastinating, so much so that I often do my homework on Friday so it won’t be hanging over my head…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-hate-procrastinating-so-much-so-that-i-often-do-my-homework-on/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d77/kim-harrington-11464_clare_i-hate-procrastinating-so-much-so-that-i_133652.jpg) > [“I really think you should go home,” Mom said. “Get some rest.” My fingers gingerly touched the bandage on my forehead. “I’m…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-really-think-you-should-go-home-mom-said-get-some-rest-my-fingers/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Mom Said](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mom-said/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96c/kim-harrington-11464_mom-said_i-really-think-you-should-go-home-mom-sa_3152954.jpg) > [“I knew about loyalty about putting family before all others. I'd already learned some things I'd do to protect my own. I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-knew-about-loyalty-about-putting-family-before-all-others-i-d/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Family](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/family/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42c/kim-harrington-11464_family_i-knew-about-loyalty-about-putting-famil_2013202.jpg) > [“Last Year Clare would have a lot to say to This Year Clare if she could have peeked into the future and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/last-year-clare-would-have-a-lot-to-say-to-this-year-clare-if-she/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Last year](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/last-year/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d93/kim-harrington-11464_last-year_last-year-clare-would-have-a-lot-to-say_1617258.jpg) > [“Were Gabriel and I going to fall in love? Be together forever? Live our lives happily as soul mates? Who the hell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/were-gabriel-and-i-going-to-fall-in-love-be-together-forever-live-our/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e25/kim-harrington-11464_clare_were-gabriel-and-i-going-to-fall-in-love_1931745.jpg) > [“Welcome to Lorelei's." A saleslady glided up to us. She had white foundation pancaked skin, and went heavy on the eyeliner and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/welcome-to-lorelei-s-a-saleslady-glided-up-to-us-she-had-white/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Lorelei](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lorelei/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/131/kim-harrington-11464_lorelei_welcome-to-lorelei-s-a-saleslady-glided_3022614.jpg) > [“Now Justin stood in our reading room, leaning up against the wall, arms crossed over his chest. He was tall, with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/now-justin-stood-in-our-reading-room-leaning-up-against-the-wall-arms/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Every night](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/every-night/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84c/kim-harrington-11464_every-night_now-justin-stood-in-our-reading-room-lea_1449044.jpg) > [“Clare,” said a voice behind me. Not Nate’s, but just as familiar. “I’ll get going,” Nate said, backing up. “If you see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/clare-said-a-voice-behind-me-not-nate-s-but-just-as-familiar-i-ll-get/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Gaze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gaze/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e00/kim-harrington-11464_quote_clare-said-a-voice-behind-me-not-nate-s_1581458.jpg) > [“That bitch.” Perry said. “Do you want me to go over there?” “No, I’ll take care of this.” I marched over and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/that-bitch-perry-said-do-you-want-me-to-go-over-there-no-i-ll-take/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Bitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bitch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88b/kim-harrington-11464_quote_that-bitch-perry-said-do-you-want-me-to_1372949.jpg) > [“I squeezed through a horde of gum-snapping girls I recognized as seniors from my school. “He did not say that!” “Yes, he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-squeezed-through-a-horde-of-gum-snapping-girls-i-recognized-as/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/candy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b2/kim-harrington-11464_cotton-candy_i-squeezed-through-a-horde-of-gum-snappi_645113.jpg) > [“Thankfully, Gabriel was five minutes late, and by the time he knocked on the door I’d just finished putting on lipstick and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/thankfully-gabriel-was-five-minutes-late-and-by-the-time-he-knocked/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Black hair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/black-hair/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4e/kim-harrington-11464_black-hair_thankfully-gabriel-was-five-minutes-late_981156.jpg) > [“Then, suddenly, a shadowy flash came to me. Tiffany, taking an order, arguing with a girl. Shockingly, not me. Another flash, of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/then-suddenly-a-shadowy-flash-came-to-me-tiffany-taking-an-order/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [French fries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/french-fries/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/195/kim-harrington-11464_french-fries_then-suddenly-a-shadowy-flash-came-to-me_73969.jpg) > [“What are you doing?” I dropped the dress and whirled around. Stephen stood in the doorway of the closet, looking at me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/what-are-you-doing-i-dropped-the-dress-and-whirled-around-stephen/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Academy award](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/academy-award/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/407/kim-harrington-11464_academy-award_what-are-you-doing-i-dropped-the-dress-a_156031.jpg) > [“Mr. Bingham said, “Hey, you guys are supposedly psychic. 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And you wouldn’t believe what she said!” Please, someone tell me I wouldn’t be that annoying if I had girlfriends. “Sure, you will be.” I whipped around and nearly got a faceful of cotton candy. I moved the purple sugar cloud to the side and glared at my mother. She wore a white, short-sleeved blouse and a patchwork skirt. “You have to stop listening in on my thoughts without my permission, Mom. It’s not cool.” She shoved a piece of cotton candy in my mouth to shut me up. “I didn’t do it on purpose, Clarity. I was strolling along listening in to the crowd.” “Pick up anything interesting?” “Actually, I did. That detective’s son can’t stop checking out your legs. He loves this little pink dress you’ve got on. So much so that he’s actually mad at himself for it.” She shook her head. I blushed. “Did you happen to pick up anything important ?” “Like a man walking along thinking, ‘I killed Victoria Happel’?” “Exactly.” “No such luck. 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I opened the door. “I hope I didn’t keep you wait . . .” His voice drifted off as he quite blatantly checked me out. “What?” I asked, hand on my hip. He flashed me a devilish grin. “The little pink dress. You look cute.” What I found frumpy, he found cute. Wonder what his response would have been to the tight number. My eyes gave him a discreet once-over. He wore jeans and a Yankees T-shirt. It wasn’t exactly going to win over the locals, but I had to admit, he filled the shirt out ridiculously well. His short black hair was damp, like he’d just taken a shower. I felt my face behind to flush, so I turned away. “Come on in.” He stopped and surveyed the foyer. “I was only here for a minute when we came to get Joni. I didn’t get a chance to check the place out.” He paused. “It’s not what I was expecting.” “What were you expecting? 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Tiffany, taking an order, arguing with a girl. Shockingly, not me. Another flash, of Detective Toscano walking into Yummy’s minutes ago. Tiffany nervously kneading a coaster between her fingers. The coaster I held in my hands right now. Tiffany was scared. Why was she scared of the cop? “Hey! Space shot! You want your Coke or not?” I tried to ignore Tiffany’s screeching and hold on to the vision, but it blurred and disappeared. I grabbed my new glass from her outstretched hand. “I heard you got into an argument last night,” I said. Tiffany paled, which I never thought possible since her skin was so fake-and-bake tan. She nervously twirled a lock of her bleach blond hair around her finger. “Where did you hear that?” “Doesn’t matter where I heard it.” I took a chance and added, “But it was pretty juicy gossip, considering who she was.” Tiffany’s pale face turned to green and I involuntarily took a step back ,half expecting an Exorcist-style stream of vomit to shoot out of her gaping mouth. Instead, she narrowed her eyes and leaned closer. “Get away from me,” she growled. And then it became clear. My flash of her argument. Her fear of the detective. She’d argued with the girl who was murdered last night. And she did not want Detective Toscano to find out about it. I stepped away from the bar, giddy with my new knowledge. I had the upper hand on Tiffany Desposito. I could torture her with this. Drag it out. Hold it over her head for days, even weeks. “It’s too bad you’re not with Justin anymore,” she said to my back. “He’s a cutie. And such a good kisser.” And that was my limit. 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