--- title: "4 Kieran Wisser Quotes" description: "Kieran Wisser has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/753/kieran-wisser-71865_quote_you-don-t-need-to-know-west-to-jump-his_951114.jpg" --- # Kieran Wisser **4** quotes in **1** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Kieran Wisser > [“You don't need to know West to jump his bones.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-wisser/you-don-t-need-to-know-west-to-jump-his-bones/) [Kieran Wisser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-wisser/) [Jump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jump/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/753/kieran-wisser-71865_quote_you-don-t-need-to-know-west-to-jump-his_951114.jpg) > [“His neck was so long… And slender… had he always been this hot?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-wisser/his-neck-was-so-long-and-slender-had-he-always-been-this-hot/) [Kieran Wisser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-wisser/) [Neck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/neck/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11d/kieran-wisser-71865_neck_his-neck-was-so-long-and-slender-had-he_2538680.jpg) > [“I don't like the air," he said aloud. His voice was more serious than I'd ever heard it. "Please be slightly less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-wisser/i-don-t-like-the-air-he-said-aloud-his-voice-was-more-serious-than-i/) [Kieran Wisser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-wisser/) [Sighed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sighed/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/159/kieran-wisser-71865_sighed_i-don-t-like-the-air-he-said-aloud-his-v_2845684.jpg) > [“The arrows shot right through the top of Hephaestus's desk chair, through the back and the cushioning and sank into the floor.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-wisser/the-arrows-shot-right-through-the-top-of-hephaestus-s-desk-chair/) [Kieran Wisser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-wisser/) [Cried](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cried/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b1/kieran-wisser-71865_cried_the-arrows-shot-right-through-the-top-of_3173542.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-wisser/#itemlist", "name": "Kieran Wisser Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You don't need to know West to jump his bones.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kieran Wisser" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-wisser/you-don-t-need-to-know-west-to-jump-his-bones/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/753/kieran-wisser-71865_quote_you-don-t-need-to-know-west-to-jump-his_951114.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/753/kieran-wisser-71865_quote_you-don-t-need-to-know-west-to-jump-his_951114.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/753/kieran-wisser-71865_quote_you-don-t-need-to-know-west-to-jump-his_951114.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You don't need to know West to jump his bones.” — Kieran Wisser", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“His neck was so long… And slender… had he always been this hot?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kieran Wisser" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-wisser/his-neck-was-so-long-and-slender-had-he-always-been-this-hot/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11d/kieran-wisser-71865_neck_his-neck-was-so-long-and-slender-had-he_2538680.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11d/kieran-wisser-71865_neck_his-neck-was-so-long-and-slender-had-he_2538680.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11d/kieran-wisser-71865_neck_his-neck-was-so-long-and-slender-had-he_2538680.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“His neck was so long… And slender… had he always been this hot?” — Kieran Wisser", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I don't like the air,\" he said aloud. 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