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title: "4 Ken Green Quotes"
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# Ken Green

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##  Quotes by Ken Green

> [Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-green/golf-is-a-diabolical-game-it-s-easy-to-make-fun-of-something-that-s/)

Ken Green

[Bizarre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bizarre/)

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> [When the going is good and the putts are dropping, you love your putter. When it's going bad, it's like it has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-green/when-the-going-is-good-and-the-putts-are-dropping-you-love-your/)

Ken Green

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e50/ken-green-66912_betrayed_when-the-going-is-good-and-the-putts-are_1520471.jpg)

> [Golf is tougher than my first wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-green/golf-is-tougher-than-my-first-wife/)

Ken Green

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/862/ken-green-66912_firsts_golf-is-tougher-than-my-first-wife-16125_1612515.png)

> [ I played a practice round with Hubert \[Green\] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-green/i-played-a-practice-round-with-hubert-green-the-other-day-and-when-we/)

Ken Green

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