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# Keith Robertson

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##  Quotes by Keith Robertson

> [“I'm used to Midge and know that half the time what she says isn't supposed to mean anything. Women aren't so hard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-robertson/i-m-used-to-midge-and-know-that-half-the-time-what-she-says-isn-t/)

[Keith Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-robertson/)

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

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> [“Of course, now that we've made the glorious Fourth safe by banning fireworks," he said, "people take to the highways in droves…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-robertson/of-course-now-that-we-ve-made-the-glorious-fourth-safe-by-banning/)

[Keith Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-robertson/)

[Banning Fireworks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/banning-fireworks-5145744/)

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> [“During the Depression, much of my career was dictated by a fanatical aversion to washing dishes. The only job I could find…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-robertson/during-the-depression-much-of-my-career-was-dictated-by-a-fanatical/)

[Keith Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-robertson/)

[Career](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/career/)

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> [“Mr. Glass kept complaining about having to drive up to the hotel with that bag on top of the car, but the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-robertson/mr-glass-kept-complaining-about-having-to-drive-up-to-the-hotel-with/)

[Keith Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-robertson/)

[Los angeles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/los-angeles/)

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