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title: "4 Juno Dawson Quotes"
description: "Juno Dawson has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings."
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# Juno Dawson

 **4** quotes in **23** categories

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##  Quotes by Juno Dawson

> [“It's very... christmas movie. Like the cheesy ones on channel 5, where some frosty bitch from the city breaks up with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juno-dawson/it-s-very-christmas-movie-like-the-cheesy-ones-on-channel-5-where/)

[Juno Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juno-dawson/)

[Cheesy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheesy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d2/juno-dawson-68823_cheesy_it-s-very-christmas-movie-like-the-chees_290173.jpg)

> [“I'm dead inside so my eyes remain dry”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juno-dawson/i-m-dead-inside-so-my-eyes-remain-dry/)

[Juno Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juno-dawson/)

[Dead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dead/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec8/juno-dawson-68823_dead_i-m-dead-inside-so-my-eyes-remain-dry-97_978940.jpg)

> [“I throw on some sweatpants and tell everyone I want a 'real' coffee which sounds more believable than telling them I'm going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juno-dawson/i-throw-on-some-sweatpants-and-tell-everyone-i-want-a-real-coffee/)

[Juno Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juno-dawson/)

[Coffee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/366/juno-dawson-68823_coffee_i-throw-on-some-sweatpants-and-tell-ever_1065704.jpg)

> [“It doesn't matter how many times I chuck Philosopher's stone into the fireplace, another copy appears on the shelf like literary herpes”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juno-dawson/it-doesn-t-matter-how-many-times-i-chuck-philosopher-s-stone-into-the/)

[Juno Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juno-dawson/)

[Harry potter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/harry-potter/)

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