--- title: "3 Joseph Heywood Quotes" description: "Joseph Heywood has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68a/joseph-heywood-87649_lesbian-partners_waller-was-a-sensible-girl-she-meant-to_854831.jpg" --- # Joseph Heywood **3** quotes in **4** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Joseph Heywood > [“Waller was a sensible girl. She meant to shake off the American officer as soon as she could, and meet with Agent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heywood/waller-was-a-sensible-girl-she-meant-to-shake-off-the-american/) [Joseph Heywood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/) [Lesbian-partners](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lesbian-partners-105928/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68a/joseph-heywood-87649_lesbian-partners_waller-was-a-sensible-girl-she-meant-to_854831.jpg) > [“The freckle-faced corporal from Iowa grinned. "Geez, Major, whatever you gave that German broad last night sure got her talking. Was it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heywood/the-freckle-faced-corporal-from-iowa-grinned-geez-major-whatever-you/) [Joseph Heywood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/) [First time](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/first-time/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/joseph-heywood-87649_first-time_the-freckle-faced-corporal-from-iowa-gri_1985024.jpg) > [“You know why God invented Golf?' Service asked the ME, who shrugged. 'To keep assholes off trout streams.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heywood/you-know-why-god-invented-golf-service-asked-the-me-who-shrugged-to/) [Joseph Heywood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/) [Golf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/golf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6a/joseph-heywood-87649_golf_you-know-why-god-invented-golf-service-a_2327028.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/#itemlist", "name": "Joseph Heywood Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Waller was a sensible girl. She meant to shake off the American officer as soon as she could, and meet with Agent Werewolf and his friends in the woods. Germany was counting on them! Still, it seemed foolish to be afraid -- the American officer was only a woman, after all. What could one woman do to another?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joseph Heywood" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heywood/waller-was-a-sensible-girl-she-meant-to-shake-off-the-american/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68a/joseph-heywood-87649_lesbian-partners_waller-was-a-sensible-girl-she-meant-to_854831.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68a/joseph-heywood-87649_lesbian-partners_waller-was-a-sensible-girl-she-meant-to_854831.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68a/joseph-heywood-87649_lesbian-partners_waller-was-a-sensible-girl-she-meant-to_854831.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Waller was a sensible girl. She meant to shake off the American officer as soon as she could, and meet with…” — Joseph Heywood", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The freckle-faced corporal from Iowa grinned. \"Geez, Major, whatever you gave that German broad last night sure got her talking. Was it some new Russian drug? Something from HQ?\" \"That's my affair.\" Major Rosemary Wilson ignored the grinning boy and lit a cigarette, blowing out smoke as she gazed through the one way mirror. The German girl, Waller, looked pale and lost under the interrogation lights, but she was still exceptionally pretty. No doubt last night had been her first time with a woman. Still, Greta had been an enthusiastic learner, responsive and eager to please. The Major had every intention of continuing the girl's education -- once Werewolf and his Nazi pack were back behind bars.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joseph Heywood" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heywood/the-freckle-faced-corporal-from-iowa-grinned-geez-major-whatever-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/joseph-heywood-87649_first-time_the-freckle-faced-corporal-from-iowa-gri_1985024.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/joseph-heywood-87649_first-time_the-freckle-faced-corporal-from-iowa-gri_1985024.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/joseph-heywood-87649_first-time_the-freckle-faced-corporal-from-iowa-gri_1985024.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The freckle-faced corporal from Iowa grinned. \"Geez, Major, whatever you gave that German broad last night…” — Joseph Heywood", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You know why God invented Golf?' Service asked the ME, who shrugged. 'To keep assholes off trout streams.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joseph Heywood" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heywood/you-know-why-god-invented-golf-service-asked-the-me-who-shrugged-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6a/joseph-heywood-87649_golf_you-know-why-god-invented-golf-service-a_2327028.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6a/joseph-heywood-87649_golf_you-know-why-god-invented-golf-service-a_2327028.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6a/joseph-heywood-87649_golf_you-know-why-god-invented-golf-service-a_2327028.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You know why God invented Golf?' Service asked the ME, who shrugged. 'To keep assholes off trout streams.” — Joseph Heywood", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "Person", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/#person", "name": "Joseph Heywood", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/" }, { "@type": "ProfilePage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/", "name": "Joseph Heywood", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/#person" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68a/joseph-heywood-87649_lesbian-partners_waller-was-a-sensible-girl-she-meant-to_854831.jpg" }, "description": "Joseph Heywood has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Authors", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/authors/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Joseph Heywood", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heywood/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```