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# Jonathan Janz

(1973)   Writer

 **3** quotes in **3** categories

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Jonathan Janz is a writer.

## Quick Facts About Jonathan Janz

Born October 27, 1973

Profession Writer

## About Jonathan Janz

American writer... \| Jonathan Janz is the pen name of Craig Shaeffer, an American horror author of multiple novels.

##  Quotes by Jonathan Janz

> [“Nobody cared if you plagiarized in the third grade. All”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-janz/nobody-cared-if-you-plagiarized-in-the-third-grade-all/)

[Jonathan Janz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-janz/)

[Cared](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cared/)

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> [“He always called me “Champ” and mussed my hair, a habit that suggested that the sum of his experience with children had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-janz/he-always-called-me-champ-and-mussed-my-hair-a-habit-that-suggested/)

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[Children](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/children/)

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> [“Father Sutherland lowered the aluminum bat, looking like the holiest man to ever win the Triple Crown.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-janz/father-sutherland-lowered-the-aluminum-bat-looking-like-the-holiest/)

[Jonathan Janz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-janz/)

[Parenting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/parenting/)

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