--- title: "3 Jon Woodson Quotes" description: "Jon Woodson has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-jon-woodson-77898.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Jon Woodson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-jon-woodson-77898.jpg) # Jon Woodson **3** quotes in **11** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Jon Woodson > [“I was just trying to demonstrate to the students of Rowland University that Rowland University was not infinite. It had taken me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-woodson/i-was-just-trying-to-demonstrate-to-the-students-of-rowland/) [Jon Woodson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-woodson/) [African american](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/african-american/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b8/jon-woodson-77898_african-american_i-was-just-trying-to-demonstrate-to-the_1429040.jpg) > [“They would have the use of my moist and intricate cranial recesses, the joyous bicycle rides of my uninhibited psyche, but they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-woodson/they-would-have-the-use-of-my-moist-and-intricate-cranial-recesses/) [Jon Woodson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-woodson/) [Taxes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/taxes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce7/jon-woodson-77898_bicycle-ride_they-would-have-the-use-of-my-moist-and_2085856.jpg) > [“Something refused to come into focus in my thinking. Indistinctly, as though in a fog, shapes moved toward me and retreated just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-woodson/something-refused-to-come-into-focus-in-my-thinking-indistinctly-as/) [Jon Woodson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-woodson/) [Contemporary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/contemporary/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00f/jon-woodson-77898_contemporary_something-refused-to-come-into-focus-in_2203862.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-woodson/#itemlist", "name": "Jon Woodson Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I was just trying to demonstrate to the students of Rowland University that Rowland University was not infinite. 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