--- title: "16 Johnny B. Laughing Quotes" description: "Johnny B. Laughing has 16 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f68/johnny-b-laughing-27988_jokes_yo-mama-jokes-yo-755153_755153.jpg" --- # Johnny B. Laughing **16** quotes in **12** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Johnny B. Laughing > [“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-jokes-yo/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jokes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f68/johnny-b-laughing-27988_jokes_yo-mama-jokes-yo-755153_755153.jpg) > [“Leave a Review!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/leave-a-review/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Leave](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/leave/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96f/johnny-b-laughing-27988_leave_leave-a-review-3205573_3205573.jpg) > [“What is a horse’s favorite sport? A: Stable tennis!   Q:”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/what-is-a-horse-s-favorite-sport-a-stable-tennis-q/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Horse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/horse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a0/johnny-b-laughing-27988_sports_what-is-a-horse-s-favorite-sport-a-stabl_883261.jpg) > [“Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-ugly-she-turned-medusa-to-stone/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Mama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mama/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fe/johnny-b-laughing-27988_mama_yo-mama-is-so-ugly-she-turned-medusa-to_246590.jpg) > [“What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/what-do-you-call-a-pig-thief-a-a-hamburglar/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Thief](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thief/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d21/johnny-b-laughing-27988_thief_what-do-you-call-a-pig-thief-a-a-hamburg_502128.jpg) > [“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/knock-knock-who-s-there-alf-alf-who-i-pay-alf-the-rent-here-let-me-in/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Knock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f01/johnny-b-laughing-27988_knock_knock-knock-who-s-there-alf-alf-who-i-pa_2608600.jpg) > [“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food.   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-lazy-she-starved-instead-of-getting-up-to-get-some-food/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Food](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/food/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19a/johnny-b-laughing-27988_food_yo-mama-is-so-lazy-she-starved-instead-o_1274762.jpg) > [“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/knock-knock-who-s-there-amory-amory-who-amory-christmas-and-a-happy/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Christmas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/johnny-b-laughing-27988_christmas_knock-knock-who-s-there-amory-amory-who_48962.jpg) > [“Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/why-is-it-good-to-have-a-blonde-passenger-a-you-can-park-in-the/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Handicap](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/handicap/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/979/johnny-b-laughing-27988_handicap_why-is-it-good-to-have-a-blonde-passenge_2690773.jpg) > [“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/which-astronaut-wears-the-biggest-helmet-a-the-one-with-the-biggest/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Astronaut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/astronaut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/175/johnny-b-laughing-27988_astronaut_which-astronaut-wears-the-biggest-helmet_833604.jpg) > [“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/knock-knock-who-s-there-bacon-bacon-who-bacon-a-cake-for-your-birthday/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Bacon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bacon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/725/johnny-b-laughing-27988_birthday_knock-knock-who-s-there-bacon-bacon-who_1534812.jpg) > [“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl!   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-stupid-she-thought-she-couldn-t-buy-a-gameboy-because/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Mama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mama/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04f/johnny-b-laughing-27988_yo-mama_yo-mama-is-so-stupid-she-thought-she-cou_1945998.jpg) > [“Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/did-you-hear-about-the-blonde-coyote-a-got-stuck-in-a-trap-chewed-off/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Trap Chewed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/trap-chewed-4645484/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c6/johnny-b-laughing-27988_trap-chewed_did-you-hear-about-the-blonde-coyote-a-g_2982535.jpg) > [“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid!   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-fat-and-greasy-she-uses-bacon-strips-as-a-bandaid-yo/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Greasy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/greasy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/827/johnny-b-laughing-27988_yo-mama_yo-mama-is-so-fat-and-greasy-she-uses-ba_2079462.jpg) > [“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/why-do-computer-teachers-never-get-sick-a-because-an-apple-a-day/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Computers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/computers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/234/johnny-b-laughing-27988_computers_why-do-computer-teachers-never-get-sick_690346.jpg) > [“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/knock-knock-who-s-there-four-four-who-four-he-is-a-jolly-good-fellow/) [Johnny B. Laughing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/) [Knock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fa/johnny-b-laughing-27988_quote_knock-knock-who-s-there-four-four-who-fo_1933802.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-b-laughing/#itemlist", "name": "Johnny B. Laughing Quotes", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Johnny B. 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