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title: "3 John Woolfrey Quotes"
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# John Woolfrey

 **3** quotes in **4** categories

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##  Quotes by John Woolfrey

> [ “ … The best pieces in \[Queeries\] - such as … Raymond John Woolfrey’s “Pages from My Window: Red Geraniums” - are… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-woolfrey/the-best-pieces-in-queeries-such-as-raymond-john-woolfrey-s-pages/)

[John Woolfrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-woolfrey/)

[Books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/books/)

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> [“If men think with their penises, does that make Viagara a mind-altering drug?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-woolfrey/if-men-think-with-their-penises-does-that-make-viagara-a-mind/)

[John Woolfrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-woolfrey/)

[Men Think](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men-think/)

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> [“I spent the best years of my life in the gutter. Now I'm bored.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-woolfrey/i-spent-the-best-years-of-my-life-in-the-gutter-now-i-m-bored/)

[John Woolfrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-woolfrey/)

[Bored](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bored/)

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