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# John Vorhaus

 **3** quotes in **2** categories

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##  Quotes by John Vorhaus

> [“You might think she just liked the cut of my jib, but I’ve seen my jib and I’m here to tell you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-vorhaus/you-might-think-she-just-liked-the-cut-of-my-jib-but-i-ve-seen-my-jib/)

[John Vorhaus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-vorhaus/)

[Cute](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cute/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c49/john-vorhaus-70020_cute_you-might-think-she-just-liked-the-cut-o_22004.jpg)

> [“I wonder if the truth comes off people like an aura or an odor. You don't have to know them to know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-vorhaus/i-wonder-if-the-truth-comes-off-people-like-an-aura-or-an-odor-you/)

[John Vorhaus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-vorhaus/)

[Truth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/truth/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/john-vorhaus-70020_truth_i-wonder-if-the-truth-comes-off-people-l_362627.jpg)

> [“From John Vorhaus's character Vic Mirplo in The Albuquerque Turkey: Procrastinate later.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-vorhaus/from-john-vorhaus-s-character-vic-mirplo-in-the-albuquerque-turkey/)

[John Vorhaus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-vorhaus/)

[Procrastinate Later](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/procrastinate-later-1927542/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b4/john-vorhaus-70020_procrastinate-later_from-john-vorhaus-s-character-vic-mirplo_2335628.jpg)

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