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# John R. Lindensmith

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##  Quotes by John R. Lindensmith

> [“I RED A STUDY THA PPL WHO TYP N ALL CAPS R LESS INTELLGINT HAHA WHATEVA!!!1!!! ♥ ♥ ♥”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-r-lindensmith/i-red-a-study-tha-ppl-who-typ-n-all-caps-r-less-intellgint-haha/)

[John R. Lindensmith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-r-lindensmith/)

[All-caps](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/all-caps-6193/)

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> [“I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-r-lindensmith/i-don-t-believe-in-one-holy-book-i-believe-all-books-are-holy-of/)

[John R. Lindensmith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-r-lindensmith/)

[Books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/books/)

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> [“No one will ever write a horror novel as scary as reading about my symptoms on WebMD.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-r-lindensmith/no-one-will-ever-write-a-horror-novel-as-scary-as-reading-about-my/)

[John R. Lindensmith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-r-lindensmith/)

[Books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/books/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22c/john-r-lindensmith-66996_books_no-one-will-ever-write-a-horror-novel-as_2714232.jpg)

> [“God, I hate judgmental people. They're so mean...and fat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-r-lindensmith/god-i-hate-judgmental-people-they-re-so-mean-and-fat/)

[John R. Lindensmith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-r-lindensmith/)

[Fat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fat/)

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