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# John Hegley

(1953)   Comedian

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John Hegley is a comedian.

## Quick Facts About John Hegley

Born October 1, 1953

Profession Comedian

## About John Hegley

British writer, musician and comedian... \| John Richard Hegley is an English performance poet, comedian, radio broadcaster, musician and songwriter.
He is known for wry and surreal humour, mostly performance-oriented or aimed at younger audiences, and often sung or accompanied by music he himself plays; his material incorporates "a mix of an

##  Quotes by John Hegley

> [My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-hegley/my-grandmother-used-to-say-before-you-moan-about-the-muck-on-someone/)

John Hegley

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> [Before you ridicule, remember somebody on a railway platform who seems to be train spotting may actually be writing poetry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-hegley/before-you-ridicule-remember-somebody-on-a-railway-platform-who-seems/)

John Hegley

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> [In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-hegley/in-the-beginning-was-the-dog-the-real-name-of-jehovah-is-rover-adam-s/)

John Hegley

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