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# John Branyan

(1965)   Comedian

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John Branyan is a comedian.

## Quick Facts About John Branyan

Born January 1, 1965

Profession Comedian

## About John Branyan

American comedian... \| John Branyan is an American comedian and writer. He is known for his clean stand-up comedy.

##  Quotes by John Branyan

> [“If I had been born in the 1700′s, presumably children had a bigger vocabulary than I had which means I wouldn’t have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-branyan/if-i-had-been-born-in-the-1700-s-presumably-children-had-a-bigger/)

John Branyan

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