--- title: "Best John Bishop Sayings" description: "John Bishop is an English comedian, presenter, actor, and former semiprofessional footballer. His first television appearance was in 2007 on the RTÉ top..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b199/author-john-bishop-4398.jpg" --- ![Portrait of John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b199/author-john-bishop-4398.jpg) # John Bishop (1966) Comedian **111** quotes in **407** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet John Bishop is a comedian, best known for *Stop Doing That Sh\*t*. ## Quick Facts About John Bishop Born November 30, 1966 Profession Comedian Notable works Stop Doing That Sh\*t ## About John Bishop John Bishop is an English comedian, presenter, actor, and former semiprofessional footballer. His first television appearance was in 2007 on the RTÉ topical-comedy show The Panel, where he was a regular panelist until 2008. He subsequently appeared in series three and four of the E4 teen drama Skins and the Ken Loach film Route Irish. He has also hosted his own shows, such as John Bishop's Britain (2010–2011), John Bishop's Only Joking (2013), and two versions of The John Bishop Show. He also has played the companion Dan Lewis of the Thirteenth Doctor in Doctor Who from 2021 to 2022. He had a regular Sunday slot on Liverpool radio station Radio City called Bishop's Sunday Service. He is also known for his charity work, most notably raising £4.2 million for Sport Relief 2012. ## Quotes by John Bishop · Page 3 > [When people have a public profile, for whatever reason, nine times out of 10, it's an interesting journey that they've been on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/when-people-have-a-public-profile-for-whatever-reason-nine-times-out/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Journey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/journey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02f/john-bishop-4398_journey_when-people-have-a-public-profile-for-wh_2412149.png) > [If you have three children under the age of four, as I did, you have to make choices, because you cannot hold…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/if-you-have-three-children-under-the-age-of-four-as-i-did-you-have-to/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Age](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/age/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/009/john-bishop-4398_age_if-you-have-three-children-under-the-age_2872536.png) > [I am not entirely against horse racing. I even had a share in a horse syndicate with a few mates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-am-not-entirely-against-horse-racing-i-even-had-a-share-in-a-horse/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/john-bishop-4398_even_i-am-not-entirely-against-horse-racing-i_1347341.png) > [Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/being-an-england-supporter-is-like-being-the-over-optimistic-parents/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Blind optimism](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blind-optimism/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e70/john-bishop-4398_blind-optimism_being-an-england-supporter-is-like-being_1112772.png) > [I'm not saying everyone who has a problem in their relationship should be a comedian, but I think if you're to work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-m-not-saying-everyone-who-has-a-problem-in-their-relationship/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Comedian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedian/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a38/john-bishop-4398_comedian_i-m-not-saying-everyone-who-has-a-proble_1634103.jpg) > [I was looking for someone to represent me and an agent sat me down and said, 'I don't think there's anything to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-was-looking-for-someone-to-represent-me-and-an-agent-sat-me-down/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/087/john-bishop-4398_agent_i-was-looking-for-someone-to-represent-m_1799385.png) > [I'm very much looking forward to getting back on the road - there really is nothing like performing stand-up in front of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-m-very-much-looking-forward-to-getting-back-on-the-road-there/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/10b/john-bishop-4398_forward_i-m-very-much-looking-forward-to-getting_1109207.png) > [When have you ever sat down with your mates and said, 'Look, tell me about your dad?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/when-have-you-ever-sat-down-with-your-mates-and-said-look-tell-me/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/011/john-bishop-4398_about_when-have-you-ever-sat-down-with-your-ma_2434590.png) > [I go out with my mates and after a drink they'll ask, 'How are you a comedian? You're not the funniest among…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-go-out-with-my-mates-and-after-a-drink-they-ll-ask-how-are-you-a/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Comedian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedian/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9d/john-bishop-4398_comedian_i-go-out-with-my-mates-and-after-a-drink_2114832.png) > [For me, a tour show should have a narrative; it should have an arc. It shouldn't just be, "Here's one joke, here's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/for-me-a-tour-show-should-have-a-narrative-it-should-have-an-arc-it/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca4/john-bishop-4398_arcs_for-me-a-tour-show-should-have-a-narrati_2943428.png) > [Some people are brilliant at being comedy actors and if you're a comedian I think there's a perception that, if you're acting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/some-people-are-brilliant-at-being-comedy-actors-and-if-you-re-a/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Acting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/acting/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91b/john-bishop-4398_acting_some-people-are-brilliant-at-being-comed_916561.jpg) > [I don't think interviewing people is any different than normal communication. The only thing is that it has these boundaries set upon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-don-t-think-interviewing-people-is-any-different-than-normal-2/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Boundaries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boundaries/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/721/john-bishop-4398_boundaries_i-don-t-think-interviewing-people-is-any_2025681.png) > [I do get propositions, but you can't take it serious. I'm in me mid-forties, I've got teenage kids - there's no way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-do-get-propositions-but-you-can-t-take-it-serious-i-m-in-me-mid/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Girl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/141/john-bishop-4398_girl_i-do-get-propositions-but-you-can-t-take_2685958.png) > [I have fond memories of the Grand National, but in recent years, as I have become more committed to animal welfare, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-have-fond-memories-of-the-grand-national-but-in-recent-years-as-i/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5c/john-bishop-4398_animal_i-have-fond-memories-of-the-grand-nation_2917041.png) > [I love pure joke-tellers, but if I go to see a comedian for a full show, I want to feel I know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-love-pure-joke-tellers-but-if-i-go-to-see-a-comedian-for-a-full/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Comedian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedian/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73b/john-bishop-4398_comedian_i-love-pure-joke-tellers-but-if-i-go-to_2062050.png) > [I think there's a thin line between pathos and comedy, and I'm not afraid of putting my heart on my sleeve.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-think-there-s-a-thin-line-between-pathos-and-comedy-and-i-m-not/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cd/john-bishop-4398_afraid_i-think-there-s-a-thin-line-between-path_1697291.png) > [I normally put on Lycra or Speedos to plead with the British public to put their hands in their pocket for Red…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-normally-put-on-lycra-or-speedos-to-plead-with-the-british-public/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [British](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/british/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e6/john-bishop-4398_british_i-normally-put-on-lycra-or-speedos-to-pl_2593850.png) > [My job is trying to make people laugh. A room full of people laughing forget their worries, their issues, that's why I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/my-job-is-trying-to-make-people-laugh-a-room-full-of-people-laughing/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Comedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/318/john-bishop-4398_comedy_my-job-is-trying-to-make-people-laugh-a_1428241.png) > [My generation are the neurotic ones. Therapists' offices all over the world are full of patients blaming their parents for their own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/my-generation-are-the-neurotic-ones-therapists-offices-all-over-the/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/john-bishop-4398_blaming_my-generation-are-the-neurotic-ones-ther_891799.png) > [I just don't think it's acceptable that any animal should lose its life in pursuit of entertainment, which is also why I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-just-don-t-think-it-s-acceptable-that-any-animal-should-lose-its/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Animals](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animals/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81a/john-bishop-4398_animals_i-just-don-t-think-it-s-acceptable-that_1768759.png) > [The biggest thing that's ever happened in anyone's life is your family, isn't it? They're the most important thing in your life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/the-biggest-thing-that-s-ever-happened-in-anyone-s-life-is-your/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/732/john-bishop-4398_biggest-thing_the-biggest-thing-that-s-ever-happened-i_854859.png) > [When I was young, I only ever wanted a job where, when I went home, I didn't have to get a wash.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/when-i-was-young-i-only-ever-wanted-a-job-where-when-i-went-home-i/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Home](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/home/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/650/john-bishop-4398_home_when-i-was-young-i-only-ever-wanted-a-jo_1112630.png) > [Imagine growing up never feeling loved by your family - the most basic of human needs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/imagine-growing-up-never-feeling-loved-by-your-family-the-most-basic/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Family](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/family/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd5/john-bishop-4398_family_imagine-growing-up-never-feeling-loved-b_2430422.png) > [There's no slowing down but I've got to be honest, I'm probably not going to learn French.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/there-s-no-slowing-down-but-i-ve-got-to-be-honest-i-m-probably-not/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47d/john-bishop-4398_down_there-s-no-slowing-down-but-i-ve-got-to_83278.png) > [Brexit - I was sick of it when it was all happening. It's off the news now, but when Covid settles down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/brexit-i-was-sick-of-it-when-it-was-all-happening-it-s-off-the-news/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Brexit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brexit/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/346/john-bishop-4398_brexit_brexit-i-was-sick-of-it-when-it-was-all_1041589.png) > [You know what I mean, I'm not Tom Cruise. I can act as long as the character happens to look and sound…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/you-know-what-i-mean-i-m-not-tom-cruise-i-can-act-as-long-as-the/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Actor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/actor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/491/john-bishop-4398_actor_you-know-what-i-mean-i-m-not-tom-cruise_10727.png) > [I left the school sixth form after the first day because they wouldn't let me wear jeans and I couldn't go home…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/i-left-the-school-sixth-form-after-the-first-day-because-they-wouldn/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/day/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa3/john-bishop-4398_day_i-left-the-school-sixth-form-after-the-f_2332035.png) > [To me comedy is like being a magician, once they know the rabbit is coming out of the hat they won't care.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/to-me-comedy-is-like-being-a-magician-once-they-know-the-rabbit-is/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Being](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/794/john-bishop-4398_being_to-me-comedy-is-like-being-a-magician-on_3116278.png) > [It's the people and their stories that make Australia great. The scenery isn't bad either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/it-s-the-people-and-their-stories-that-make-australia-great-the/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Australia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/australia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c8/john-bishop-4398_australia_it-s-the-people-and-their-stories-that-m_2704330.png) > [Everything else outside the world - Brexit, the global economy, global warming, everything - nothing matters as much as what's in your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/everything-else-outside-the-world-brexit-the-global-economy-global/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Brexit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brexit/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d79/john-bishop-4398_brexit_everything-else-outside-the-world-brexit_2994896.png) > [The idea of being on a show and having a chat, that's one thing but I wanted to do something where you'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/the-idea-of-being-on-a-show-and-having-a-chat-that-s-one-thing-but-i/) [John Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/) [Being](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe4/john-bishop-4398_being_the-idea-of-being-on-a-show-and-having-a_1247197.png) ## John Bishop by topic [Comedy (23)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/john-bishop/) [People (13)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/people/john-bishop/) [Comedian (11)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedian/john-bishop/) [Time (10)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time/john-bishop/) [Theatre (10)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/theatre/john-bishop/) [Humor (10)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/john-bishop/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bishop/#itemlist", "name": "John Bishop Quotes", "numberOfItems": 31, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When people have a public profile, for whatever reason, nine times out of 10, it's an interesting journey that they've been on to get there.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Bishop" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/when-people-have-a-public-profile-for-whatever-reason-nine-times-out/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02f/john-bishop-4398_journey_when-people-have-a-public-profile-for-wh_2412149.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02f/john-bishop-4398_journey_when-people-have-a-public-profile-for-wh_2412149.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02f/john-bishop-4398_journey_when-people-have-a-public-profile-for-wh_2412149.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When people have a public profile, for whatever reason, nine times out of 10, it's an interesting journey…” — John Bishop", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you have three children under the age of four, as I did, you have to make choices, because you cannot hold hands with all of them.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Bishop" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bishop/if-you-have-three-children-under-the-age-of-four-as-i-did-you-have-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/009/john-bishop-4398_age_if-you-have-three-children-under-the-age_2872536.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/009/john-bishop-4398_age_if-you-have-three-children-under-the-age_2872536.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/009/john-bishop-4398_age_if-you-have-three-children-under-the-age_2872536.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you have three children under the age of four, as I did, you have to make choices, because you cannot…” — John Bishop", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I am not entirely against horse racing. 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